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Forgot to post this, it's a bit older

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*BOOP* ME IF YOU DARE; COLLECTION

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It should 100% be illegal for companies to make you give them your payment information when you sign up for a free trial version of their product. It is not necessary and there is no good fucking reason for them to do it. It’s blatantly just so they can steal forgetful customers’ money.

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家主なんかムカつくです

あとで　ふんでやるです

Now I'm annoyed by my landlady ... well, I'll step and step on her later!

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So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.

I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).

And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:

“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”

And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them

“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”

I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before

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soooo, imagine the gwiles wedding,

my heart shsjsjs- 😭

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Sending love to everyone silently pushing through the waves of grief while trying to continue on each day.

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Too tired to draw but I still need everyone to be aware of this bizarre interaction I had at work this morning

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" Did Gwen and Hobie hook up??😦🤨🤔, here's proo-"

No.

Kindly stfu

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Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

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how to donate an eSIM