uratha-be-reading
uratha-be-reading
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howls, growls, and probably puns. also headcanons. expect World of Darkness, Discworld (Uberwald and general philosophy), and occasional jaunts to the plane of Innistrad. | basically a sideblog for badmadwolf to yell and write about werewolves more than usual, plus assorted spooky/supernatural things that provide game ideas. | sidebar art "One of the Pack" © Craig J Spearing and Wizards of the Coast.
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uratha-be-reading · 3 months ago
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It’s not too late to turn back
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uratha-be-reading · 4 months ago
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To all the lovers
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uratha-be-reading · 4 months ago
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uratha-be-reading · 5 months ago
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i invented a goth mermaid but i dont have a name for her yet
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uratha-be-reading · 5 months ago
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sigh. just another day scrubbing the floor and mowing the lawn and dusting and doing the laundry for the rest of my pack. but the house has to be in especially perfect shape today because Alpha Jameson has an important meeting with another Alpha from across the river. If they come to an agreement, the Newport and Cincinnati packs might finally have peace for the first time in decades. No more fighting….But they say the Newport Alpha is the most ruthless wolf who’s ever lived. Can our hotheaded Alpha really find a compromise with a man like that? I have to hope for the best…with a deal between our packs, the months of new business negotiations will have everyone so busy, they won’t have time to push me around. Alpha Jameson might even be too distracted to think about me. The thought is almost too good to be true. I’ve been his scapegoat to treat like trash ever since he and my younger sister claimed each other as mates. There was a time when we were kids when it was me on his arm at dinners and parties. But then we grew up, and…..I never got my Wolf. I’m a freak, and everyone knows it. Of course he couldn’t stay with me. Not that I’d want to be with him now anyway. These days he can’t even say my name without spitting it. Sometimes I think it would be easier if I never get my Wolf, and I get banished to live among humans. But then I remember my childhood best friend. She was so pretty—brown eyes, with brunette hair she always wore in a bun. I was homeschooled with my pack, of course, and she went to the local high school. We met at the library….our shared sanctuary. She didn’t have any other friends, and neither did I. We hung out every chance we got. Until one day when we were 16…her brother told me she was gone. I found out that their mom gave her away to a boy band, and I haven’t seen her since. That’s when I realized the human world is just as ruthless as the wolfen. No, banishment wouldn’t be better. But I don’t know how much longer I’ll survive this place either. Most days, keeping my head down and doing what I’m told isn’t enough to keep me out of trouble.
But things could be worse. Yesterday I overheard my sister talking to Beta Devon about the deal Alpha Jameson is making with the Newport Alpha. Apparently, he’s requested a woman from our pack as his mate. With his reputation, I could almost feel bad for whoever Alpha Jameson chooses for him, even though the women in our pack treat me even worse than the men. I’m an embarrassment to them because I don’t have my Wolf.
Whatever. At least I know it won’t be me, because I’m not important enough to be married off……..
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uratha-be-reading · 6 months ago
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the librarian [x]
done in procreate
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uratha-be-reading · 7 months ago
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what's the weirdest sea creature that you think would make for a really cool mermaid design i would like some inspiration!!
*bangs fists on table* LARVAL FLOUNDER LARVAL FLOUNDER LARVAL FLOUNDER
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uratha-be-reading · 8 months ago
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uratha-be-reading · 10 months ago
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"My eyes are down here."
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Deep-sea angler fish mermaid poster from the Italian film: Il prato macchiato di rosso (1973)
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uratha-be-reading · 10 months ago
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my "i don't need a rabies shot because i eat the vaxx-laced meatballs that fish & wildlife leaves out for the coyotes" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
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uratha-be-reading · 11 months ago
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I had a vision
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uratha-be-reading · 11 months ago
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if i was a vampire i would be so scared to shapeshift into a swarm of bats because what if i get stuck like that
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uratha-be-reading · 11 months ago
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i am NOT a bite risk. do not listen to them
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uratha-be-reading · 1 year ago
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There's something hilarious about how so much subsequent media has positioned Vampires and Werewolves as, like, binary opposite entities, and then you read Dracula (1897) and realize that wolves are that guy's preferred solution to every problem. You'd say something to Dracula about "ah yes, werewolves, vampires' great eternal enemies," and he'd just be like "you mean my subcontractors?"
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uratha-be-reading · 1 year ago
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Hey is anybody having trouble with those Captcha test things lately? Mine are getting kinda weird and I’m even not too sure what to click on
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uratha-be-reading · 1 year ago
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does vampiric venom make you gay or are gay people more likely to be turned into a vampire?
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uratha-be-reading · 1 year ago
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Nocturnal neighbors.
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