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As an atheist, in this house we stan Christians who have read the Bible

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In The Bad Guys, I personally think that the reason that when Danielle said “anger, denial, and self-loathing” the reason that Wolf and Shark didn’t get any traits mentioned is because Wolf is all of those and Shark is none of them

EDIT: whoops sorry meant Diane

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reblog if you're corny and insufferable

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Handy dandy list of tone tags - Tone tags are used to indicate tone through message, mostly used by/for neurodiverse people who struggle to tell the intentions behind text. /Info

Yes, I am and will be annoying. That is my purpose. /Hj /lh

/a & /aff —> affectionate

/c —> copypasta

/edu —> educating

/f —> fake

/gen —> genuine

/genq —> genuine question

/h & /hb —> hyperbole

/hj —> half joking

/ij —> inside joke

/info —> information

/j —> joking

/l & /lyr —> lyrics

/lh —> lighthearted

/li —> literal

/lu —> little upset

/m —> metaphorical

/nav —> not a vent

/nbh —> nobody here

/neg —> negative

/neu —> neutral

/nf —> not forcing

/nfta —> not forced to answer

/nm —> not mad

/npa —> not passive aggressive

/nr —> not rude

/nsrs —> not serious

/nx —> not sexual / no sexual intent

/p —> platonic

/pa —> passive aggressive

/pos —> positive

/s —> sarcastic

/srs —> serious

/silly —> silly

/t —> teasing

/q —> quote

/r —> romantic

/ref —> reference

/rh & /rt —> rhetorical

/x —> sexual / sexual intent

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Since Mr. Plant was already a bit into his whole “murder should not be my first instinct” arc by the time the second Gardening with Argos came out, and because the next episode of the series was literally about him killing someone to *protect* children, I propose the idea that the little girl he approached in the second episode of GwA with the implication that he gutted her was actually also a murderer who he had made acquaintances with and was his organ dealer

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Reblog this if your posts don't have expiration dates.

So that your followers know it’s okay to dig through your blog and send in memes, starters, or responses to opens days, weeks, or months after they’ve been first posted.

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Hello 🙋‍♂️

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HELP I WAS PINNING THINGS TO MY SONADOW BOARD AND CALL ME MAYBE CAME ON THE RADIO

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“Stop reblogging every post you see,” my brain says.

“Okay,” I reply.

I ignore one post.

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG

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Do you have a piece of media that you just. Hate. But you can’t stop consuming it? Like I hate 100 gecs in the way that a smoker hates smoking

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I meant. God. I did not mean read I meant wrote fuck fuck fuck

Oh god. ooohhhhhhhhhh fuck head very full many many many thoughts I feel like I’m on some sort of drugs help please

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I reread this post after I read it and I read the words all out of order. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Oh god. ooohhhhhhhhhh fuck head very full many many many thoughts I feel like I’m on some sort of drugs help please

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Oh god. ooohhhhhhhhhh fuck head very full many many many thoughts I feel like I’m on some sort of drugs help please

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Ignore the rblgs after I said I wouldn’t anymore those are just very very important

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