urksie-blog-blog
urksie-blog-blog
fly on the wall.
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a collection of my rubbish. But remember. nine times out of ten, you probably aren’t having a full-on nervous breakdown – you just need a cup of tea and a biscuit.
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urksie-blog-blog · 12 years ago
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"She was actually a blind date for my fraternity brother. But he didn’t have a car, so he asked me if I could drive them to the bowling alley. When I saw her, I decided that I was quite interested in her myself. So I asked his permission to ask her on a date." "What about you? Did he catch your interest during that car ride?" "Well, it was pretty dark. And rainy. Honestly I was just happy to have a ride."
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PYSCHED for the Great Gatsby
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Sorcha
"Why must I constantly ruin people's lives then be plagued with worry with their mental state."
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Sorry Gretchen Wieners.
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Ed jealously guards his table seat on trains, he will sit alone.
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Life in my 20's
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Matt Bee
"Now I'm an engineer. I know wind when I see it."
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Sorcha
"Why must I gurn so?"
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WHY I WATCH REALITY TV
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Rebel
LAUREN:( on losing her virginity): It was like being impaled with a rusty spear.
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Faith
"Oh btw Jess, Gazza fucked me from behind wearing our anal pants with the hole in. I thought of you."
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Alice
"I want a pizza. A margarita. I'm too hungover for flavour."
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