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yall are pro mental illness until they hallucinate

yall are pro mental illness until they dissociate

yall are pro mental illness until they self-isolate

yall are pro mental illness until they're paranoid

yall are pro mental illness until they split

yall are pro mental illness until it's too Scary for your comparatively neurotypical brain to handle

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reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

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how is everyone so hot in this damn show

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FAT MUTUALS: Keep up the great work 👍

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Important questions.

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There’s something very nice about remembering fics you read years ago. Maybe you remember the plot perfectly, maybe the rest of the fic is only a blur aside from a handful of vivid scenes, but you remember the way it made you feel. And sometimes you dredge up the memory - the premise or a favourite scene or a few lines that stayed with you -  and your heart aches a little bit, the way it does when you think about books you enjoyed as a child.

To all the fanfiction writers out there: your work is beautiful and meaningful and it leaves an impact. I promise.

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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Honestly it's fine to be sex obsessed. It's fine to rail your own ass once a day. It's fine to be ace. It's fine to not want sex even mentioned. It's fine to be kinky. It's fine to want gross or dangerous or unethical things to happen to you. It's fine to be vanilla. Do what you want. I'm tired of everyone nitpicking eachother. Go outside. Take a nap. Have a snack.

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Always the writer, never the reader.

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Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal

We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.

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im going to start compiling all the shitty booktok videos i find except theyre on reels bc i suck

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Yes I'm a writer. Yes I'm looking at tumblr instead of writing

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Abolish the comic book industrial complex 🙂

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drew some funnies inspired by a fic i wrote…..