urmombutnotreally

[urmombutnotreally]

august 21st 2022

good morning my love,

it's almost 2pm and im lying in my bed thinking of you. thinking of your cute face, your soft skin, squishy tummy and especially the way your body feels against mine. i miss you. but you'll be home in about four days which is quiet nice. it's still long but its better than 11 as you say.

i know it might seem silly but i miss you more every single minute, it feels so long. it feels unbelievably long. especially because i've spent so much time with my loud czech family. it's hard. it's so hard to live a life knowing your family might hate you for something as beautiful as love. our love. like the warm feeling i get inside of my tummy every single time i see you. you make me want to live my life to the fullest with your beautiful smile. your smile can heal everything. im pretty sure if putin saw your smile he'd be like war? idk her.

i'm not as good with words as you are but i just wanted you to know that i love you. oh baby. i love you so much and i cannot wait to kiss you, squeeze you, hold you, touch you.. you take my breath away every time i touch your skin.

come back to me soon.

your teddy <3

[urmombutnotreally]

31rd of march

i love you that’s it. just wanted to put it here hehe, hi you’re amazing

[urmombutnotreally]

15th february 2022

this post is in the loving memory of my girlfriends old boobs. you were my besties but it was your time to fuck off. you will be remembered as great pillows, usefull stress balls and being perfectly suitable for my mouth.

rip old boobs (19th may 2003-14th february 2022) welcome new boobs!!!!!

[urmombutnotreally]

february 3rd 2022

you’re on the plane right now on your way to prague and i’m taking a bath and writing this little post :) i will actually see you today like i will and it’s unbelievable i still can’t wrap my head around it!! like!! i!! will!! kiss!! you!! TODAY!!!! bABY!!!!! ITS SO EXCITING ISNT IT? yes it is because you were literally freaking out when we called yesterday hahaha very adorable!

okay this is your flight right now

you’re just flying above the ocean, you’re literally living my three worst fears: planes, ocean and heights! oof how!! i would simply pass out!

how am i feeling at this moment? you would want to know that right. im feeling okay i think im a tiny bit leas anxious because you already got onto the plane and you’re almost halfway done with your flight which is great it’s making me feel better. im also very excited to finally see you i am a tiny bit nervous because i haven’t seen you in soooo long what if im too much of a potato!!!!!!! but that’s probably okay since you’re also a potato ha! okay i’m going to wash my hair and then i will move to the second part of my schedule which is finishing packing <3

haha i just reread this whole blog and its so funny because it was like 29 days till i see you 16 days till i see you and now!!!! now it’s 9h and 44 minutes

so i finished packing and well i have so much shit wow listening to t+c and now i am going to watch an episode of archive 81

your flight!

first episode finished and now i’m watching the next one !!! boop your flight

i’m watching “maid” it’s also on netflix and the actress is veeery pretty wooow and your plane should land in like 25 minutes! easy!

it says it landed aaaaaa aaaaaaaaa so you’re not dead i think and you’re on the same continent as me me meeeeeee exciting!!!!!!

just picked my baby dada from the vet and shes great! the surgery went as planned, they pulled three of her teeth out my poor babyyyyy!! so now all i need is for you to come back to prague and it's going to be okay!!!!!! you just got onto your plane and im going to watch some tv aaaaaand yeah ill try to keep myself entertained you know and then i will actually see you! BABYYY I'LL SEE YOU SO SOOOOOOOOOOON I CANNOT EVEN BELIEVE IT! <3 also im proud of you for getting through the whole airport thingy youre amazing:) i lib u okay i go watch tv shows

:))))))))))

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gonna see you in an hour basically

[urmombutnotreally]

February 1st & 2nd 2022

tbh those two days were a blur i literally don’t remember what happened on any of those days the only thing i remember was me arguing with this stupid guy at work and watching the ugly euphoria episode.

i also know we played the word game but i think that wasn’t on on any of these days idk also i beat you.

i something you very much baby <3

[urmombutnotreally]

January 30th + 31st 2022

hello beautiful,

i don’t really have much to say because my brain right now is just a countdown to when i will finally see you again ( 2 days 21 hours ).

anyway i miss you a lot and i am so excited to finally be able to hug you and kiss you and other stuff wink wink !!!

so the plan is to get through tuesday and wednesday and then on thursday i will see you wow i cant even believe it! can you???

okay okay to summarize what happened yesterday and today.

yesterday: haha oop i had a little tiny breakdown which caused you to have a little tiny breakdown i mean i think we are doing amazing arent we lol. no but for real i wasnt feeling particularly fancy yesterday and you helped me:) you just being you and telling me how much you /lib/ me and how beautiful i am, it helps you know. it might seem small or i might seem like i don’t really see what you’re saying but i do, every little thing you say makes me feel like i might actually be worthy of love (is that allowed idk) and yeah thank you for that and also sorry for being an insecure ball of anxiety oops,,,

so yeah you’re wonderful and that’s that.

today: nothing really happened because i was at work and now im taking a bath and later we’ll call i hope

lemme read what i wrote to find out if it makes sense brb done and i think it makes sense! oop you just texted me hi bitch bye bitch

[urmombutnotreally]

January 28th + 29th 2022

im running out of words so im just gonna copypasta some of my messages from today

- SNAP ME IN HALF IDC - you’re my love and im so glad to have you im the luckiest - oh to be fingers deep down ur pussy </3 - i want to go down on you and feel your thighs wrap around me ty - you, an 18yo human, are making me feel very comfortable with the label lesbian - :) i really think that what we have is wonderful - it feels so intimate and yet so free, like you make me feel so amazing. like i could do anything "urbdvdkevdkwbdkshdkanaajkabsjshsjahsksbaksnxbdjehakdhsuakdheuruowjskajskahsbsbshakajkajswkjs"

today's milestones: - only 4 days and 18 hours until i get to see you - i recieved 7 nudes - we called for a second - almost said the something thing - sexted for like two hours

yesterday:

to be honest i only remember the struggle of trying to make discord work and then just talking to you baby idk every minute spent with you makes me feel amazing and im just so happy to have you in my life and to be able to call you mine - in the cute lesbian way :)

i <3 u the most

edit: i remember that i texted miley cyrus yesterday jsdfsdnfbdsn

[urmombutnotreally]

January 27th 2022

6 days 19 hours and 15 minutes

hey baby i know that these last days are going to be very hard but we are almost there and when we finally see each other on thursday it is going to be so so sooo magical! i think you’re a really strong and incredible human being and i’m so lucky to have you in my life.

baby you make me feel so special, you make me feel so appreciated and loved and i’m just the luckiest girl because of you.

thank you for existing and i cant wait to finally gib you the biggest hug. i can’t wait to be with you.

[urmombutnotreally]

January 26th 2022

7 days 19 hours (i remember it was 19 hours when you asked me yesterday)

26th was yesterday but i was too horny to make a post so here it is.

literally just a week and you’re here i can’t wait!

yesterday was great i got my period and now im gonna manifest yours bc i kinda maybe can’t wait to f*** you idk if tumblr has rules about curse words so i censored it <3 bye

[urmombutnotreally]

January 25th 2022

THE DATE

(Saturday)

1. Wake up (together) (9:30 – 14:00)

a. we have sex.

b. we shower (together obviously)

c. carlie makes me brunch bc shes the femme in this relationship – american pancakes (with berries bc we are fruity) and eiskaffe

d. rest after eating brunch to be able to fully function AND CUDDLE

e. put on some clothes and be ready for part two

2. go to art Kampa or Valdštejnská jízdárna gallery (one hour) 14:30 – 15:30

a. look at some art (not carlie even tho she’s art)

b. get out of the art gallery

3. Go to Petřín by ski lift. (16:00 – 17:30)

a. if i dont pussy out i will go to the top of the tower with carlie – we’ll see about that

b. mirror maze

c. go home

4. order food for dinner

a. eat food.

b. maybe even eat carlie,,, depends,,,,,,

5. watch a movie or fuck or literally anything

6. thats it thats the tweet.

[urmombutnotreally]

January 24th 2022

single digits babyyyyy

im gonna put more tomorrow even tho you dont want me to ha bitch

9 days 18 hours and 52 minutes

one minute till this day ends and i just want to say that youre amazing and all of those things i just said to you and i mean them every time i say them.

i really dot dot dot you haha its already the 25th :) hello i live in the future now thats exciting because that means i will get to see you sooner.

i’m very excited and our rom commy reunion. im gonna hug you and kiss you and i’ll just be with you. as i said i think we should just like fuse together and become one person because i won’t be able to let you go. you’re my girlfriend and i’m yours. that’s just incredible. <3

goodbye for now love see you next week. see you as in REALLY SEE YOU.

[urmombutnotreally]

part 2

the end so far

[urmombutnotreally]

January 23th 2022

i'm too tired to think of anything meaningful but here's the story of carlie's emails part one

to be continued in another post

[urmombutnotreally]

January 22th 2022

ITS MY 22 AND 7 MONTHS BDAY YAY

hmm hello you're peeing rn i hope the peeing is going well i guess? anyway i missed you today but its ok bc now we're gonna watch our show and im gonna see you in 11 days 19 hours and 41 minutes which is NOTHING I MEan on monday it's going to be just a one digit number and also on monday which is in two days ill be able to say that im gonna see you next week will i cry bc of that? no, but i might

anyway im really glad to hab u in my life idk youre just the best and i cant wait to make memories with you and take silly pictures and just go on a walk (A WALK NOT A HIKE) with you andddd go ice skating, no worries ill hold your hand so you dont fall and if you do we're gonna fall together <3 romantic isnt it!!!! so yeah its gonna be GREAT BC YOURE GREAT BC WE ARE GREAT omg will this make you tear up idk but i GUESS ILL FIND OUT BC IM LITERALLY IN A CALL WITH YOU lol

fuck i just wanted to turn up the volume but i pressed the lock button and my phone started going WEEEEEEEE WEEEEEEEEEEEEE WEEEEEEEEE and i almost died

ok cool bye also im gonna post this when you're back on purpose so i can get the "aaaaaAaaA" carlie look on live stream.

(i also do not not something you but like the real something)

[urmombutnotreally]

January 21th 2022

OUR ONE MONTH/ TWO MONTH ANNIVERSARY yAAAAAAY

i lib u and youre amazing

bye

[urmombutnotreally]

January 20th 2022

lets pretend its still the 20th i mean you dont have to bc it is still the 20th for you haha

anyway as the time gets shorter i get more excited about seeing you and i forget to update this little blog thing which sux BUT I HAVE NO (read as so) MANY THOUGHTS IN MY HEAD LIKE THE FACT THAT IM ACTUALLY GONNA SEE YOU IN 13 DAYS AND 18 HOURS WHAT THE FUCK???????? HOW IT THIS REAL??????????

anyWAY you're amazing and i cannot I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE YOU IN PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok im cool now (not rlly)

lol i made so many tyypos but iM JUST EXCITED

[urmombutnotreally]

January 19th 2022