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hate when an f/f ship does nothing for me. feels like treachery on my part

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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

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debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out

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so sorry i have listening to music in my underwear scheduled for tonight

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I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

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not being able to borrow an ebook because someone else has it on loan is stupid as hell. like babe this is Document. these are pixels.

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dear professor i cant seem to lock in. its so over

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they don't make staying up until 3am fun and exciting like they used to

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tshirt that says i ❤️being born into the optimal set of values and personality traits on my first try without ever having to grow as a person

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Kind of nasty how Disney keeps casting young actors and actresses of color to star in remake movies that they know everyone will hate. And then they kinda leave them to face the racist backlash alone…

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playing hard to want

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pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

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like to charge reblog to cast

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

🕯️🕯️ may all 🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️corrupt politicians🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ meet their fate 🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ ‧͙☆༓happy ides༓☆‧͙🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ to all 🕯️🕯️

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

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diced onion and olive oil belong in the saucepan together. lezzing out.

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i didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soul