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NEVER GIVE UP

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just know if i EVER see a bitch make fun of a beginner artist on artfight like what they did last year i will be hunting you down. i will straight up kill you

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social media relativity within the average 10k+ note post on this site: a new theory i’ve been working on

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Have monkey!

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He untied his robes and opened his chest with a spectacular ripping sound. A pile of hearts came tumbling out. He scooped up the bleeding heap and sorted through it in full view of everyone: there was a red heart, a white heart, a yellow heart, an avaricious heart, a greedy heart, a petty heart, a competitive heart, an ambitious heart, a scornful heart, a murderous heart... "He's got a lot of heart, this Buddhist," observed the Taoist drily.

Sun Wukong knows so many fun tricks that are enjoyable to everyone else around him :)

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If I had a nickel for every time a JP fic starts with Prowl waking up handcuffed in unknown place I would ha

Zero complaints btw~ It is enrichment for him👍

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you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

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Wings anyone?

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Forever entertained by Prowl’s suffering in all those Bot/Con fanfics

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Hey y'all. Here's something for you.

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quite a few egg anons lately...

tbf all "cis men" are eggs

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"mmh did you know that creator you like also posts 🔞 content? did you know that? don't you think that's weird? don't you think we should keep this space-"

no. i don't.

i booked a front row seat to the devil's sacrament and you're blocking the view

just go back to the 1660 new england hole you just crawled out of and eat barley for a week to atone for your sins or whatever

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get you a man who can do both

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Anybody else have a growing fear of updating their tech cuz everything seems to be getting worse and worse