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2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

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hmpf

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i actually think it's criminal that i have not yet seen a single opossum post in this "with mama" trend. they carry their babies on their backs!

let's explore with mama

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The Onion continues to never miss

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@importantcatpics

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Today's Seal Is: Baby Get Held

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My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

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Being carried swiftly by mama

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my ancient mama

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Let’s be shown off by mama

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