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attack bros soft white underbelly for massive damage

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the prince has begun practicing curtseying in the mirror. which could mean nothing.

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to stand motionless in the morning with a vacant stare and hot beverage in hand is a global phenomenon

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there’s something so desperately miserable about the lyric “buy me some peanuts and cracker jack / i don’t care if i never come back”

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Always thinking about how black women originated the long acrylic nails look and were mocked and insulted for them for years, the look was called ghetto and disgusting... And now the same look is just the default fucking style of nail in middle class America lol

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Bon giorno it is 10 am for the beutiful fashionistas of italia right now perfect time for a brunch with handsome loved onws

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[ID: a simple digital drawing of a cat looking sorrowful. end ID]

asked my cat if he wanted dinner or the slop that kills him and my twin was like "he can hear you, you know?" and when I looked down at my cat he was like this

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“Now, bear in mind,” *I pause, allowing time for you to visualize the bear*

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[id: a photo of bear cub standing on back of an adult bear in a field. the cub is labeled “bear minimum” and adult is labelled “bear maximum”. /end id]

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my swag centric lifestyle prevents me from engaging with your gay and lame stuff

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Just visited Mad At You Island and [suddenly sternly serious] it's gone. Nothing left but ash.

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you and your dreadful little polycule haven't seen the last of me

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everyone loves being disintegrated by my powerful beam

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Sudan is its third (3rd) year in the genocide. There has been no ceasefire as of yet. Famine is bleeding the country dry. Al-Fashir, the capital city of North Dafur, is under siege! The RSF, also known as the Rapid Support Forces, paramilitary backed by the UAE, have taken control! They restricting aid! No food is allowed!

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i wonder how the curse will manifest today

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when you’re out at a restaurant or a coffee shop or a target or whatever with your friends and you overhear/eavesdrop the same snippet of some stranger’s conversation, and you look at each other for a second to check that you both heard this stranger say the same weird/funny/baffling thing and just break out in knowing grins and quiet laughter… that’s a love language