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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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toby fox is literally slaving away in the tumblr sexyman mines and none of you are thanking him for it. hes pumping them out like the imaginary boyfriend machine from inside out stop being ungrateful

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HOLY SHIT

I don’t understand why they cut this out of the final movie

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it’s so hot guys i feel like i’m melting…

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The real reason why Perry wasn’t chipped

Veterinarian: “Oh, I almost forgot, it's free chipping today. Would you like to have him chipped?”

Phineas: “Nah, he's a platypus. They don't do much.”

My gut reaction when I watched “A Chip to the Vet” was that this was a lame excuse because Phineas and Ferb know that Perry disappears every day! But of course an excuse had to be made since O.W.C.A. can’t have Perry tracked by the vet because O.W.C.A. are already tracking him

Anyways, I realized it’s not what Phineas says but what he means! Phineas SAYS Perry doesn’t need to be chipped because he doesn’t do much but what he actually MEANS is that he and Ferb trust Perry to the point they don’t need to get him chipped

They know that Perry will always reappear when he disappears! “Hey, where’s Perry?” isn’t said with panic and “Oh, there you are Perry!” is said casually, which is part of their daily routine

On some occasions, they wish he would’ve stayed to have fun with them but ultimately they have complete trust in Perry to come home (he’s like an outdoor cat)

Also the boys never think that Perry is “mindless” because even in pet mode Perry’s not just pretending to be their family pet (Rewatch AT2D if you don’t believe thissss)

At the end of the “Backyard Aquarium” episode the boys briefly talk about setting something free if you love it🥺

Ferb: “Well, you know what they say. If you love something, set it free.”

Phineas: “Yeah, we do it every day with Perry!”

The full saying is “If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it’s yours. If it doesn’t, it never was.”

And in “No More Bunny Business” Phineas and Ferb aren’t concerned to see their pet platypus suddenly appear on the chimney and trust him to get himself down

Bit off topic but why did Linda leave her sons at the vet without her? She didn’t even offer a reason as to where she went (we all know the real reason was that so she wouldn’t see the pet wash)

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Things that leveled me up as a Dyke Pt. 2

When I had dyke sex in the parking lot of the fire and brimstone church I grew up in

When a girl drew protective sigils on my arm for weeks after she overheard me tearing apart her old roommate for saying transphobic shit about her

When the sleep study doctor told me I have a medically large tongue and my wife shouted "I KNEW IT"

When the butch at the hardware store told me the shelf cutting machine broke and we spent 20min cutting shelves with bolt cutters for my wife's closet.

At the RenFaire, my wife tried the knife throwing but couldn't get it, then got huffy when I told her how to do it. She handed me the last knife and told me it's not that easy. I did not tell her I threw knives a lot as a kid, so with all her bags and jewelry balanced in one arm, I flipped the knife a couple times and sunk it into the wooden target guy. Felt like a damn hallmark movie and I loved it.

When an Aussie woman in a hotel lobby asked me to please please keep talking because she was fascinated by my american southern accent. I called her darlin and she blushed.

When my wife's grandfather was fine with her being a lesbian largely because I was such a big help with the cattle

When I moved an iron bedframe into the garden for my wife's coworker and she asked how long we'd been together. The answer was that morning. We'd been going steady for about an hour.

When I taught my wife how to waltz

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You know how people have been theorizing that the "love" that finds its way to the girl might also be "LOVE" on some routes?

The Japanese version of this prophecy interestingly is not a direct translation of the English line. Instead, it reads:

"The girl finds out the true meaning of love."

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I like to think Tenna is a bit scared of thunderstorms. Just a smidgen.

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has anyone done this with their dess design yet

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stupid -> BIG stupid

(wanna know a secret? they all eat rocks.)

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In epidemiology, a disease vector is any living agent that carries and transmits an infectious pathogen such as a parasite or microbe, to another living organism.

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ermm

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fellas, is it gay to *checks notes* go back in time every time your coworker dies so that you can save him, in the process sacrificing one of your alternate timeline selves and sending him to an abandoned island filled with more alternative timeline versions of yourself?

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I think Elina and Lanino miss each other…

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Not what she meant but.

I mean it couldn’t hurt

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rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please