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leave your laundry on the floor for them

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Elf TV: exclusively 300 season-long soap operas

Dwarf TV: How It's Mined followed by a 4½ hr documentary about salt

Gnome TV: those sensory videos for cats where bugs and mice and birds crawl around on the screen. they really like this

Orc TV: Mythbusters and Top Gear reruns

Halfling TV: the most incredible impassioned storytelling you've ever witnessed always neatly contained in 2 seasons max

Fairy TV: imagine Impractical Jokers except theyre capable of stealing people's faces . this is the only show that fairies have

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i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

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Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

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actually sex is fun and casual if you want it to be and serious and sacred if you want it to be bc you make that choice for yourself and nobody else!

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what do you mean napping isn't a good coping mechanism. what do you mean my problems are still here

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There's a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell, but the midnight train goes anywhere. Trains are clearly the superior transit method.

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its so fucked up how difficult it is to move to another country you shouldn’t need a reason or anything you should be able to show up at the border and be like “the vibes were off back home” and they should let you in

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my absolute favorite joke to make is saying "sorry, I got hungry" whenever someone loses something

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Chainsaw Man »» Opening and Ending Themes 1-12

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HAYAKAWA FAMILY 🥺

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Zillow house listings

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I will never forget Kobeni losing a popularity poll to her own car