usagent-notcap
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John F. Walker
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I was Captain America for more than 2 seconds
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usagent-notcap · 13 hours ago
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Why didya have to remind me of that
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usagent-notcap · 16 hours ago
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Ava: Can you stop insulting John? His life is pathetic enough without you.
Ava, to John: Don’t say I never defend you.
John: Can I say you never defend me well?
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usagent-notcap · 16 hours ago
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//holy hell how tf did i miss 2 whole ass new asks?? I only noticed then just now cus i got a new ask 😭
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My brain's mushy from the high temperatures 😭😭
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usagent-notcap · 18 hours ago
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Yelena: Walker, I think we have a problem.
Walker: What? The fire?
Yelena: No, it's the— Wait, what fire?
Walker: It doesn't matter. This is probably more interesting anyway.
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usagent-notcap · 2 days ago
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It's good that you keep an eye on your surroundings. I'm not that quiet, right?
Hm, does it hurt to turn into a shrimp and viceversa?
I guess you can try
Hiiiii hi hi hiiiii
Valentina told me to bother you so here i am hihi
- 🦐 @ohshrimps
Hi Shrimp, you gonna bother me about something in specific?
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usagent-notcap · 2 days ago
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You! You are on here? Why? It does not matter, from here I can find where you are and--
Wait.
That is not what I am here for, is it?
No...
Oh! I remember. Where is the food? Yelena ate the leftover mac and cheese and there is nothing here that I can make alone.
@toni-not-dreykov-thunderbolts
For a moment I was worried you were going to attack me-
Damn, are all the leftovers gone already? *sighs* I guess I can come down and cook something.
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usagent-notcap · 2 days ago
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hypothetically would you mind at all if a Toni/Taskmaster blog was to interact here or would that mess up the canon that you have here (if that's even a thing)? Asking for a friend
//i have no prob w a Toni/Taskmaster interacting!
Ive never mentioned her being dead in this blog either way, so i could consider her part of the team
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usagent-notcap · 2 days ago
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I guess I've had a lot of things in my mind lately. Didn't expect anyone to notice I've been more quiet.
You can turn into a shrimp???
I'm not tense- *sigh* Ok, maybe a bit, but not all the time.
Hiiiii hi hi hiiiii
Valentina told me to bother you so here i am hihi
- 🦐 @ohshrimps
Hi Shrimp, you gonna bother me about something in specific?
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usagent-notcap · 2 days ago
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Hm, that sounds good.
Hiiiii hi hi hiiiii
Valentina told me to bother you so here i am hihi
- 🦐 @ohshrimps
Hi Shrimp, you gonna bother me about something in specific?
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usagent-notcap · 2 days ago
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Hiiiii hi hi hiiiii
Valentina told me to bother you so here i am hihi
- 🦐 @ohshrimps
Hi Shrimp, you gonna bother me about something in specific?
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usagent-notcap · 2 days ago
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happy rainbow month!! Go make out with bob or wtv and Il record it for memories 😛
No.
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usagent-notcap · 2 days ago
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Johns a freak confirmed?!
So?
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usagent-notcap · 2 days ago
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Its best to not question it.
Walker: They say white people don't have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog and there's no way we appropriated that from anyone else.
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usagent-notcap · 2 days ago
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You do you, then.
Walker: They say white people don't have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog and there's no way we appropriated that from anyone else.
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usagent-notcap · 2 days ago
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Then let it devour you.
Walker: They say white people don't have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog and there's no way we appropriated that from anyone else.
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usagent-notcap · 2 days ago
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Its best to not question it.
Walker: They say white people don't have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog and there's no way we appropriated that from anyone else.
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usagent-notcap · 2 days ago
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Naughty kid??? It wasnt me
Okay so like get ready sorry for anyone that has notifs on for me
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