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sometimes i’ll see mutuals post about certain fictional characters and i’ll be like wow. match made in heaven <3

#SO FUCKKN REALLLLL #the day people think this abt me n murdz is the day i go 2 heaven 💕

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(affirming myself in the mirror) if that fictional man was real he would fuck you. He would fuck you. You're his exact type. If he saw you he'd get a boner instantly. He would fuck you he would fu

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im so worried about tall boys….be safe…be careful up there… maybe u should come down here and kiss me

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ayo do nottttttt let bro cook!!!!!💥‼️🚫

#egads! it speaks!#i do a draw #i love theze losers so fuckin much yuu guys aughhhhh 🤧🤧🤧🤧💔💔💔💔#WJWJWJWJJW #forever and ever and ever and everrrrrr thinking abt gross loser stoner babyface #like omg!!! im lichrally him!! 😋😋🤭🤭#WJWJWNWM #i like to think that crash is that one friend that jst makes themselves at home in yr house like calling ur mom her name or ‘mom’ too #😭😭☠️☠️#i havent drawn something annoyingly colourful in so long….the world is healing…🫶💕💫🌈🦋#thankyou william for giving me tha strength 😋🫶😙

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#MEEEEEE

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“Are You Too PUnk Rock Boys REady To Go On Our Vacation” - Qupote Of Burly Papa Name David. Blomdie And Harold Don’t Want To See Aunt Nancy, They Just Want To Lidsten To Records…..

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#FUNNY AND ADORABLE #IMGONNA FUCKNBING CRY WNWNNWNW #SMILEYFACE!!!! HAPPEY FACE!!!!!!!!!#💞💓💞💞💞💗💗💞💗💞💗

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#OMG TAKIN IT EASY !!! PLANET PISS REFERENCE #🫶🌍🟡💛‼️💥

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#MEEEEEEE #IDGAF IF ITS NOT ANONYMOUS #CAN I SUCKLE EM THANGS SIR

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#MMPH. THAT SHOULDV BE.ME #😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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happy 4/20 smoke a fat blunt with your f/o

#ON IT CAP’N ‼️💥

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Omg well. I'd been really focused on my dad The Doctor from Doctor Who, and Captain Jack. And then I played Borderlands and well. Handsome Jack never left my head, right now though??? I love this bloody little freako called Kayne. He's an Eldritch God from Malevolent. And he has a crazy little laugh and a voice I love and is literally always covered in blood and was barefoot in his first introduction. He exploded people's heads and teases the two main characters, one of which is a Great Old One tm. It's all based off of Lovecraft's mythos. I like him a normal amount <- lying - Hyperionshipping

KICKING MY FEET GIGGLING READING THIZ YAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! IM LOVEEEE ELIAS BOYFRIENDS YIPPEEEE <333333

YOU HAVE A GOD BOYFRIEND THATS SO COOLLLLL!!!!!!! DOES HE HAVE LIKE. A PHYSICAL FORM OR IS HE BEYOND MORTAL COMPREHENSION WEJWJWJ IM NOT A LOVECRAFT EXPERT BUT I THINK SOME OF HIS MONSTERS ARE FORMLESS RIGHT?? THATS SO CUTE THOUGH !!! MEN COVERED IN BLOOD ARE TOP TIER YR TASTE >>>>>>>>

#THE DADFOCUZ…. YR MIND >>> 🙏🙏🙏#PARENTAL FIXATIONS ARE ALWAYS THE BEST IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN IT WNWNWN #LIKE ROMANCE IS FUN N ALL BUT THEREZ SUMN ABT THE WARMTH OF FAMILY #YKNOW? WHWNNW #AND JACKKKKK!!! YR HUSBAND YR SOULMATE!!!#YR NUMBA ONE JACK FAN FOREVER N EVER #WHEN I PICTURE YOU IN MY MIND ITS ALWAYS YOU HOLDING BEVS HAND AND JACKS HAD IDK WHY WNWNNW #BUT YEAH!!!!! MY OTP FORREAL /GEN ‼️💥🫶

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*dreamy sigh* stoner babyface.,..,,,,,

#egads! it speaks!#ALL HE DID WAZ SMOKE DOPE N PLAY BASS…..#MY DREAM GUY #WNWNWNWN

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