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gives you a badjob. a weirdjob. doing some unusual shit to your penis.

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u should leave hickies on me that look like you tried to eat me

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I said something embarrassing they are going to kick me off earth

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made this in protest of censorship

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‘Mark S was a bad person for leaving Gemma for Helly’ oh but when outie Mark asked him to do something that would basically kill Helly, that was fine??

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actually the reveal that there was no timeskip at all is hysterical. milchick really spent that whole weekend going all over town firing people, hiring people, putting together insane fruit baskets, and serving cunt in his motorcycle helmet. then at the orders of the board he had to very quickly fire the people he hired, rehire the people he fired, commission an oil painting for the severed floor lobby, redecorate the break room, and put together an award-winning claymation corporate apology video designed to showcase the new innie perks and reforms that don't exist as well as that one time helena eagan's innie sucked face with the innie whose outie his ex-boss is obsessed with. where is HIS waffle party

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screaming.

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normal guy at work who wants to help you and be your friend

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workin 9 to 5

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on a date: if you died I would totally get a corporate lobotomy and subjectate myself to office hell

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Do you think Mr Milchick practices his little dances. Like the one in the last episode of season two, with the band, was choreographed. He must have at least spent a day on that. And what does Mark do to show his appreciation?? Probably get him fired

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Tramell Tillman in SEVERANCE 1.07 // 2.10

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I finished Severence. Obsession incoming

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demolition lovers 💥 [tap for hq]

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Sylvia Plath, aged 26, NOTEBOOK, from "The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath" (dated February 25, 1959)

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the secret history and the goldfinch being set in the same universe is so insane,,,,, richard was nursed back to health by henry after getting hypothermia in that holey purple warehouse so that boris and theo could co-parent a dog and be weird about the fact that they have feelings for each other