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it should go without saying, of course, that if you're doing anal stuff at all and you're freaked out by the prospect of a little bit of a mess then you're a huge pussy. "oh it requires so much prep" what I'm sorry I couldn't hear you I was waking up my girlfriend by fucking her ass first thing in the morning. hey have you guys heard of this thing called showers before

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no bro the name is just a reference to its parent plant genetics bro it wont turn u into a soft sweet fuckable plushie bro i swear its completely normal weed dude u can trust menow finish the whole bowl

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Oh? You don't wanna be a person anymore? You wanna be a plushie so you get cuddled and hugged all the time? Ok, you're my plushie now, *pushes you on the bed* now you have to hold still and not say a word, I have another pathetic slut I have to embarrass by making her hump a stuffed animal for my enjoyment and I've decided you're the stuffed animal.

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I make cute and pathetic sounds when bit, if you even cared

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self indulgent redraw of a snale pic

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I just think my true purpose should've been to be the shy quiet nerd that all the kinky girls in class turn into their cute and stupid girlfriend. Or they at least bully me into joining the cheerleading team and spitroast me in the locker room after practice and under the bleachers during games

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god gives her biggest dicks to her smallest faggots

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reminder that the best way to support ur friends’ mental health is by being a free use toy for them to take their stress out on 💕💕💕

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I'm not built for an office job. I'm built for fucking and sucking and moaning and arching my back and having my hole demolished and feeling so many hands on me at once. That and computers I guess.

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not arguing w a girl who likes cnc somno play whatever you say princess by the way drink this for me please yes all of it

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She's cute in that "fuckable house pet" kind of way

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i think ... shy puppies that need to be coaxed out of their cages to come say hi to owners guests because theyre embarrassed to be seen like the whore they are. puppies that are too anxious to use their voice in group settings even when theyre permitted to speak so all they can do is whine and paw at their owner for whatever they want, while their owners friends look on and laugh and coo at them

shy puppies that almost seem standoffish at first to the other pets because theyre so unsure of themselves — maybe its their first time off a leash in a group — and huddle in the corner of the room while the other pets nuzzle and kiss at each other, until their owner leads them out by the collar and tells them to go play

and then when another puppy finally approaches them theyre already blushy and stumbling over how to communicate until maybe the other puppy nuzzles against just the right area to get them to whine. and then whats left to do? the other puppy already knows how badly it wants to be touched, so then all it can do is squirm and whimper and wiggle its hips when they mount it ... loosened up by only a few kisses and sweet touches

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i don't need "therapy" i need to be adopted by a pair of older mommydommes. what's not clicking here.

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Desperately need an older sister figure to rape me while I'm taking a nap