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"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally

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getting high so i can more fully imagine early transitional amphibians

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Arguments with your mom can never just be about one thing it always has to be about your entire life and her parents and your siblings n shit under the guise of like, somebody needing to do the dishes

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do you ever hang out with someone else’s family and you’re like ooooh. so this is what it’s supposed to be like

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but

YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!

STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!

YOU DON'T NEED MORE YARN!

THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!

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lately captain america has been cyberbullying me by beelining right up to me from across the map and punching me into a filet-o-fish so here's a meme redraw to cope with the indignity

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the gist of this idea me and @khyeili have been screwing around with is that tony is having a bad time. everyone thinks he's transphobic now just because he's deeply annoyed by captain america

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Anyway, now every time ao3 is down I'm going to imagine tumbrl sitting by her hospital bed, holding her hand and begging her to wake up

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It’s crazy that an app like GoodRx exists to get your prescription medicine cheaper, and this doesn’t make ppl ask the question “so why is this medicine so expensive in the first place?” The app shows you the cheapest price available for the medicine, meaning that the price isn’t some fixed thing that has to be that high. On a side note, I think the executives of pharmaceutical companies that prize profits over ppl should be shoved into an active wood chipper

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I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck

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the worst part about ocd and ocd-like tendencies is that you think hyper-analyzing your thoughts and constantly psychoanalyzing yourself will fix you but that's actually part of the disorder. it's the disorder. disordering.

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Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.

My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?

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i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

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its gonna be nothing like you planned

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On Friendship.

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it came to me in a vision