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Hey my lovely followers!

just to let you guys know, i’m moving over to another url:

cuz living up to my name i’ve messed up some settings and i’m gonna need to move 🙃 so do follow my new tumblr for my regular nonsense❤️

[useless-les-bien]

Hey my lovely followers!

just to let you guys know, i’m moving over to another url:

cuz living up to my name i’ve messed up some settings and i’m gonna need to move 🙃 so do follow my new tumblr for my regular nonsense❤️

[useless-les-bien]

[useless-les-bien]

Hey my lovely followers!

just to let you guys know, i’m moving over to another url:

cuz living up to my name i’ve messed up some settings and i’m gonna need to move 🙃 so do follow my new tumblr for my regular nonsense❤️

[useless-les-bien]

Hey my lovely followers!

just to let you guys know, i’m moving over to another url:

cuz living up to my name i’ve messed up some settings and i’m gonna need to move 🙃 so do follow my new tumblr for my regular nonsense❤️

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Restaurant menu: GF (gluten free)

Me: these pamcakes....com e with a...girlfriend 🥺

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He did it, he really did it.

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Asking if his friend can come out to play

(via)

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Good boys in the snow

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this 👆🏾

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i really really mean it please write muslim characters, it’s really not that daunting literally all you have to do is throw in a few casual qualities.

have them squint uncertainly at the meat options in a restaurant and ask if there’s pork in the sandwich. have them mention on the phone “oh, i’m gonna stop by the mosque first for prayer but i’ll be there soon.” have your hijabi girls squeal over cute scarves in mall store windows and swoon over sparkly pins. have them kindly reject a glass of water and say “oh, i’m fasting today.”

just don’t make their religion their only defining aspect. like??

for most women, wearing hijab is about as casual as wearing a shirt or pants. give me a badass woman on a mission to save the world just like you’d write literally any other badass woman on a mission to save the world— this one just happens to keep her hair in a headscarf and is careful not to eat certain foods?

and not all muslim women wear scarves, a lot of them just choose not to or they decide not right now but they’ll do it later? like, give me a girl who’s absolutely determined to break a world record and halfway through the story she shows up in a headscarf for the first time and it’s no big deal. 

give me a kid who’s on the search for an ancient magical artifact and also they get anxious at some point cause they’re busy but prayer’s gonna start soon and they don’t wanna miss it. have them whip out their phone and search for the nearest mosque. have them find some quiet place to pray alone, like in the corner of a hotel room they just booked while their travel companion’s watching TV with the volume turned down low.

just?? do a bit of research (when are the prayer times, when is ramadan, what are halal foods, mosques in texas, etc.) and write!!! muslim!!! characters!!!

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just a psa to my followers who might find themselves in the wilderness at some point; if you see a giant mushroom you can use it as a bouncepad to reach higher areas

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Is anyone else ever genuinely shocked when you find out you have an impact on someone’s life? A coworker can be like “I’ve missed seeing you” and I’m just like “???? you?? missed me????? My presence has an effect on your daily experience???? I affect things??? W h a t ? ? ?”