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Just wanted to show you how much I ENJOY THIS GOD PLEASE WHY’D YALL STOP?

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you know what my side blog is actually way more popular and fun so guess who probably won’t be here for a long ass time (I’ll be over at @ask-thing-i-impulse-made for all eternity now I guess)

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More Bunny Argos brainrot because I'm addicted and he's just so fun and easy to draw.

Lovely to keep my hands busy with while i take a break from larger projects lol. Ft. @r0tt1ngr4bb1t's lil bitty Argos if you can spot him. (I tried so hard to capture his little pill shaped and squishy essence 😭) Creachure to creachure communication. Some Fun Facts about Bunny Argos:

-He is 3 apples tall (not including ears) -He doesn't understand when he is full and will just eat himself sick if the opportunity presents itself -He lives in Argos' garden, but he may have also emerged from it altogether. Maybe. Unclear from which plant or how if that is the case. Or if it was even from a plant. Could have been from something attached to a plant that Argos brought home unknowingly. -Will often just eat the carnivorous plants that would otherwise pose a threat to any other living being. -Argos hates this and doesn't understand what keeps eating his poor plants. :( -Instigator -His encounters with Mr. Plant are a fun game to him. Mr. Plant does not think the same.

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hi me!

hi me!

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here it is: @ask-thing-i-impulse-made

Should I make an ask blog (and what should it be about?)

i mean you do what you want forever but I don't have any ideas either x'3

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alright here it is: @ask-thing-i-impulse-made

I also asked @machathecat but should I make an ask blog (and what should it be about)

YES DO IT it could be abt like twomp characters? Idrk loll xd

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Reblog to kill it faster

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All new: @ask-thing-i-impulse-made

yep it’s my new ask blog go on over

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Alright both y’all said twomp characters so I guess that’s what I’ll do

I also asked @machathecat but should I make an ask blog (and what should it be about)

YES DO IT it could be abt like twomp characters? Idrk loll xd

[uselesssnek]

Should I make an ask blog (and what should it be about?)

i mean you do what you want forever but I don't have any ideas either x'3

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ah

Have a guacamole

I don't like guacamole

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Wait who said that

Have a guacamole

I don't like guacamole

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I ran outta ink from my black pen after I wrote the first letter sooo ur name has two different colours 😭😭

Actually wait it being multiple colors works because ball pythons are like my whole thing

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I love the gif because there’s an incredible number of mistakes crammed into just a couple of seconds. 

1. how the hole starts in the wall but it keeps moving forward

2. then magically heals itself

3. the triceratops walks right through the wall

4. the table blinking before the dinosaurs appear

5. both tables disappear

6. so suddenly appear again as they are toppling over

7. two people clipping into running without any transition 

8. the table outline hides a man’s legs but there is no table

9. the triceratops horns aren’t white in the second clip

10. tables changing both color and material in the second clip

11. a carnivorous dinosaur’s first instinct is to go and eat a whole plate with salad

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YOU hates terfs

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because I’m a big nerd

Yeets at you(he bites)

*unhinged my jaw and swallows him*