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you can go back to the past but nobody’s there

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noncon friendship

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forget touching grass i need to touch chest hair

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gonna make a playlist of women outperforming bob dylan tenfold on his own songs

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“clean girl aesthetic, ozenpic face, grandpacore, mob wife aesthetic, girl math, girl dinner, veneers, retinol purge, buccal fat removal, office siren, quiet luxury, old money, drunk elephant, blonde dysmorphia”

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honey, I was thinking that we could spice things up in the bedroom by turning the heat off and pretending to be gold prospectors in the Yukon during winter who have to have sex to avoid freezing to death. how does that sound, babe?

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Can you guys just watch goodfellas

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all my haters become gators when I travel through the bayou of success

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I WISH THINGS HAD TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!! goes to the supermarket

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pushing daisies really was a modern retelling of orpheus and eurydice in which they knew they wouldnt make it out of the underworld so instead they simply built a life together on the stairs