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my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

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this is mostly pronounced amongst teens and young adults but it’s so funny to me when I see discourse that’s like “what does a 26 year old and a 32 year old have in common????” acting like somehow 6 years is a massive generational gap… girl not only is that the same generation but it’s also literally nothing once you’re both fully grown adults

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Joe & Nicky I The Old Guard 2 (2025)

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Sometimes Tumblr is a lot like trying to explain a toddler that you can't eat bugs and spiders because that's bad for you, and then someone shows up to lecture you about how spiders are a completely different class from insects, also you got "centipede" and "millipede" mixed up, so obviously you don't know anything about what you're talking about.

And if you try to answer like "do you want me to just let this kid just eat bugs or what", they'll get offended because correcting you about being wrong has nothing to do with implying that anyone would be eating bugs off the ground, obviously nobody is stupid enough to be doing that in the first place, that's a straw man and insulting to every group of people ever.

And then you look up at the other side of the yard and the toddler is there right back at it, slurping up centipedes like spagetti.

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I don't care how bad life gets i'm not watching Love Island

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people need to realize that dissolving the lines between gender also means dissolving the lines between sexuality. you cannot say gender is fake and then say sexuality is strict and rigid.

there are multigender/genderfluid people who are lesbians and gay men at the same time. there are mspec lesbians/gays/straights who have a complex relationship with gender and their sexuality. there are gay men who are women and lesbians who are men because male isn't the opposite of female.

"conflicting" labels are a part of many people's queer experience, because the human experience isnt simple enough to be put into neat perfect categories. if you truly support trans/genderqueer people, you need to accept the fact that gender and sexuality is complex and there will be people whose identities you don't understand

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Nicky & Joe || The Old Guard 2

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Oh, great, this guy. Let’s all heap lethal blows on him

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ITS BIG COOKIE DAY BITCHES

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PEDRO PASCAL for Vanity Fair

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We’re killing famous white men all week

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I think shipping discourse is stupid and pointless and that there are real problems in the world but I am reclaiming the term "proshitter" to describe myself as both because I think arguing about the autonomy and protection of fictional characters is layers upon layers of stupid and because the term "proshitter" is unfortunately very funny

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i personally think gifmaking should be a paid marketing strategy and gifmakers should be given special hd files through legal channels by networks in order to ensure proper promotion of their show with minimum effort on their part

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THE OLD GUARD 2 (2025) |

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Ancient egyptian: I wonder what shape we should give our pharao's tomb

The perilously pointy pyramid: