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the other night a forty year old man was talking to me at a club and he was actually very nice and he was telling me a story but because i couldn't hear him all i got was that there was a woman who got rich and i was like "good for her!! love that!!" and the man suddenly looked so sad and it turns out that he was telling me that his wife left him for a man with more money so yeah actually i think i should be put on permanent house arrest so that nobody ever has to interact with me ever again

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would the real miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips please stand up

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went out today without headphones 61 injured 14 dead

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tumblr being all adults nowadays is so funny because my mutuals are either unemployed chainsmokers or Ezra, Bioengineering PHD Candidate at University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill

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anyone have a lil crush on me yet

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babygirl I'm bothered by noises you wouldn't even hear

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this scribble came to me in a vision

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"you sound smart" that's because i've spent years doing academic writing to the point that it's my default cadence plus or minus the use of profanity as a tone indicator

"you sound stupid" that's because i'm dumb as fuck

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European: Americans will be like I’m going to watch a whore movie and eat a hamburger slathered in lard

Americans: it’s true I do do this.

American: British people will be like alright I’m off to eat some wheezy bangers (beans and bread out of a can)

Brit: I’ve seen this reblogged by several people I normally trust so: How mocking British cuisine and dialect has a long classist history and how it became frighteningly normalized on an American (uniquely cruel, uniquely ignorant) internet: a thread. 1/?

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High functioning dead girl

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Consider me successfully wooed by you holding a knife against my throat.

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Group of friends who are close because they all have the same superpower except no they don't.

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you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling

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You should be able to redo your vote on a tumblr poll. I'm haunted by my misclicks

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