usernames-are-dumb22
usernames-are-dumb22
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usernames-are-dumb22 · 22 hours ago
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Batfamily headcannons but as shit my brothers, dad and I do and have said: ___
Jason: So, when really thinking about it, out of all the league members, Wonder Woman is the best
Tim: Jay, wha-
Jason: *still talking about wonder woman while getting up and grabbing a knife in the kitchen and sitting with it for no reason*
Tim: Yeah... uhm sure *slowly backs away*
Jason: *Pauses - notices Tim backing away, the knife in his hand and the lime he had picked up in his other hand*
Jason:
Tim:
Jason: >:) *starts creepily following Tim while slowly cutting the lime*
Tim: Dick! Jason is threatening me!
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*in the airport, in line to board the plane*
Bruce: *turns too his hoard of children and very much unplanned says* Remember, Keep it secret...
Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian, and any other child: Keep it safe.
(they had watched lord of the rings two days prior)
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Tim: I can scream louder
Damian: No, I can
Tim and Damian: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tim: wait, lets harmonize
Tim and Damian: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *But now it's pretty*
Jason from somewhere upstairs: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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Dick: Jason can do a really good Pigeon impression, Jason go
Jason: what no, why would I- *proceeds to do a perfect pigeon impression*
Jason: But when I went to france they sounded different so it was more like *proceeds to do perfect pigeon impression with apparently a french accent*
Dick: See?!
Random Gala person: What the hell?
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Damian: I have a crush.
Jason and Tim: WHAT?!
Damian: Yes, it is normal, now, do not tell Grayson
Tim: Why?
Damian: Because I'm going to taunt him for the next month that I have something big to tell him but that I shouldn't
Jason: You're mean and I love it.
Tim: I thought Dick was your favorite?
Damian: Exactly which means I must treat him as a brother should through sheer annoyance.
*later*
Dick: Dammmiiiiii it's been weeks, come on!!
Jason and Tim smirking: Honestly it's huge news Dick but he probably shouldn't say anything.
Dick: wait..... YOU GUYS KNOW??? WHAT IS IT???
Jason, Tim, and Damian: >:)
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Enjoy me imparting my families chaos upon their's
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usernames-are-dumb22 · 2 days ago
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usernames-are-dumb22 · 2 days ago
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does the 69 button have a name or are we all calling it the 69 button.
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usernames-are-dumb22 · 2 days ago
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im losing it over this comment omg
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usernames-are-dumb22 · 3 days ago
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didn't notice that this was a group message at first but thank you for the emoji react random stranger 🙏
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usernames-are-dumb22 · 3 days ago
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usernames-are-dumb22 · 7 days ago
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bruce wayne: we're going undercover for this one—
dick grayson: ooh, wait, we should come up with backstories!!
jason todd: no, we really shouldn't—
dick grayson: I'll be ... richard silverman, a twenty-six-year-old botanist who moonlights as a waiter to make ends meet for myself and my two dogs at home.
jason todd: dude, no—
dick grayson: actually, screw the waiter thing, I'll say that I'm an exotic dancer instead. that way I have an explanation for my flexibility.
jason todd: absolutely not—
dick grayson: and if anyone asks, make sure to tell them that I don't do private shows ... at least not since my former-lover nikolas ruined me for anyone else and left me for another.
jason todd: ... *sighs*
jason todd: fine, I'll be ... joziah, the one who stole nikolas from you.
dick grayson: *lets out a horrified gasp*
bruce wayne: *leaves*
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usernames-are-dumb22 · 7 days ago
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Batman animation yayy 🙌👍
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usernames-are-dumb22 · 8 days ago
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Hugh Dancy reenacting The Ladder Scene™ at RDC7 2025
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usernames-are-dumb22 · 8 days ago
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usernames-are-dumb22 · 8 days ago
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If you think about it, it's really no wonder the Batfamily is so dysfunctional.
Not only are they trauma-riddled and predominately orphaned, but they each spent 50 to 100% of their childhoods as only children.
Can you imagine growing up an only child and then suddenly being thrust into this:
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usernames-are-dumb22 · 8 days ago
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usernames-are-dumb22 · 8 days ago
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reblog to tranquilize the person you reblogged this from
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usernames-are-dumb22 · 9 days ago
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