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It’s Monday and I’m already exhausted by this week

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This literally would have destroyed tumblr in 2012.

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girl shocked to discover that inaction can have consequences too

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EMILY HAPPY BIRTHDAY 💕🫶

THANK YOU SO MUCH

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After order 66, the surviving Jedi gained the habit of watching the Most Wanted list (expect those that can’t access the holonet). (No one has ever beat Obi-Wan as number 1, but a few came close).

Now imagine one day when Kanan is checking it, seeing if anymore names have disappeared or even the very few times that new names were added, he sees a name and face pop up, one that he knows. Just imagine the relief of knowing that a fellow padawan, an age mate was alive, and then the immediate confusion on what the hell did Cal do that got him that high on the most wanted list.

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obligatory Obi-wan Kenobi 2003 clone wars akira drift redraw

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"Why didn't they just communicate?? They're so stupid!" Have you considered that communicating with someone you love and value and don't want to hurt is scary and that vulnerability takes practice and that perfect characters with perfect words make the most boring stories of all

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They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

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Are you sure whatever you're doing is worth it?

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I am the Bad Wolf. I create myself.

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when i look up a knitting term, the last thing I want is an ai overview. I want a 60+ year old woman with no understanding of lighting or helpful camera angles who still manages to give the most concise and clear explanation of how to execute purl 2tog through the backloop. ai summary fuck off, where is phyllis?

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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

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I was born on that planet. And so was my mum, and so was my dad and that makes me officially the last human being in this room, 'cause you're not human. You've had it all nipped and tucked and flattened till there's nothing left. Anything human got chucked in the bin. You're just skin, Cassandra. Lipstick and skin. Nice talking.

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hi

original

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did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Vader the gullible

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Sleepy gremlin

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I hadn’t really ever liked my dogs vet, they didn’t really approach vet medicine with kindness or have good bedside manner. This morning, I called to have an appointment made because my dog wasn’t eating. First, the receptionist demanded to know if I was a client (yes, have been for two years) and then proceeded to tell me there would be no vet in the office for over week. Did they tell their clients this ahead of time? No. I had to take my dog to the local animal hospital to get her care.

It left such a bad taste in my mouth I literally just filled out paperwork to switch vets.