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Not dealing with this is breaking me down. I can only avoid you for so long. How the FUCK am I supposed to deal with this? Fuck.

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spot on.

Working in customer service

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staring straight into the shining sun

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this world will never be the same. 

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seeing a hot guy walk by like

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overanalyze and chill

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In French, we don’t say “ninety nine”, we say “quatre vingt dix neuf” which roughly translates to “I’ve never heard of a functional numeric system before” and I think that’s beautiful

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its the simple things in life

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Homemade camera rig takes stunning close-up pictures of snowflakes

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me: what if instead of doing literally anything i just slept all the time

me: thats a sign of depression

me:

me: ok we'll deal with that later but first we nap

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I’m a stay at home mum without the kids

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Armaan Singh, a Sikh seventh grader at Nichols Junior High School in Arlington, Texas, was arrested last Friday for “making a terroristic threat,” despite the fact that police understood it was nothing more than a hoax. He is now wearing an ankle monitor and waiting for a court date to be set. [via Dallas News]

This, along with a potential hate crime involving pigs’ heads at a school shows just when you think anti-Muslim (and Sikh) bigotry can’t get any worse, it does.

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“You’re an adult now.”

Me

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Fun experiment

How many days can I run on cheap whiskey and PBR before I actually start to hate myself

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(photo via xiiiv)