Hi, I'm Sarah and I'm legal. My hobbies include running and thinking I'm more funny than I actually am. I love toaster strudels, laser tag, The Killers, Iron & Wine, The Office, and muhfukin Pulp Fiction. My dream.... is for a pizza delivery guy to show up at my door with a pizza and tell me it's already been paid for. EDIT: my dream came true, (s/o to Alex)
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he looks so offended by his own clapback im crying
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It’s nine-three. Nine is divisible by three!
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person I dislike: *coughs*
me: can you not
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Me babysitting: tells the kids colors have no gender
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If you don’t say thank you when the waiter/waitress refills your drink I will fuckin say it for you
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me before taking a personality quiz: [deep breath] remember who you are
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ok... cis male, tall and lanky, brown hair that i always hide under my hat (i don't leave anywhere without it!), italian/japanese, kind of a nervous wreck, terrified of ghosts and my fav color is green!
aw omg would date u sound adorable
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when ur friend bemis is being unreasonable
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me: humanity is awful i can’t believe this there is no goodness or love
me: life is ok actually and i have a reason to live
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wen u show up underdressed to the party
I dropped this candle and the glass broke but the candle is still….. Lit.
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