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Person A: stop, or I’ll stab you!
Person B: I’ll stab you first!
Person C: you guys are literally holding plastic forks
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You’re an angel with a beautiful pair of wings. Just one problem… you’re highly allergic to feathers and your wings trigger your allergy.
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You come home one day to find a monster, beaten and bleeding, lying in your bedroom. It’s the monster under your bed, and something has kicked it out. Something much worse.
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You’re told you can go free if you say one thing that is objectively true within 10 seconds. A smart person would say “2+2=4” but you said “all living birds can fly!” Someone had mercy on you and gave you a week to prove it.
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For some unknown reason, everyone you have ever come across has a deep hatred for you. Even your parents abandoned you at birth. While you are going through a life of sheer loneliness, someone confesses their undying love for you.
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There are no atheists when the toilet water is rising.
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For some unknown reason, everyone you have ever come across has a deep hatred for you. Even your parents abandoned you at birth. While you are going through a life of sheer loneliness, someone confesses their undying love for you.
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