ussalcrab
ussalcrab
Live every week like it's Shark Week
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ussalcrab · 4 days ago
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MALWHERE: GEM GET! Quest #1
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ussalcrab · 8 days ago
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ussalcrab · 19 days ago
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oh my god
i haven’t gotten fan art in years
fish are a lot like batman in that they also don’t use guns
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ussalcrab · 20 days ago
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guy with a Gender Envy pinterest board that has one picture of every single pokémon in it and nothing else: hey guys have any new pokemon come out lately?
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ussalcrab · 20 days ago
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i was dancing around earlier and then i heard a super aggro knock on my door. I opened it and there was an ant standing there. apparently he lives in a piece of dirt under my house and i was keeping his family of 9999999999 kids up all night. god i’m so sorry
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ussalcrab · 21 days ago
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arby’s after significant downsizing: we have some meats
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ussalcrab · 21 days ago
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just saw a hash brown
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ussalcrab · 22 days ago
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i refuse to date someone with the same hair as me. that’s just bad character design
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ussalcrab · 22 days ago
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don’t be mad cause i’m doin pee better than you doin poo
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ussalcrab · 23 days ago
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to the tune of jingle bells: yayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayay
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ussalcrab · 23 days ago
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just dropped my bud light, call that Spillin Mulvaney
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ussalcrab · 24 days ago
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do fish dream of wet sheep
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ussalcrab · 24 days ago
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fish are a lot like batman in that they also don’t use guns
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ussalcrab · 25 days ago
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starting an Imagine Dragons cover band called Now Imagine Some Different Dragons
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ussalcrab · 25 days ago
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How To Join Yakuza Online Free Tutorial
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ussalcrab · 26 days ago
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shame that one of the best national parks is called Zion. like hey guys wanna go hike Jong-Un Mountain this weekend
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ussalcrab · 26 days ago
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The Office is The Boondocks for white people
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