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cleaning with ADHD is a nightmare. it’s an endless cycle of finding a half-finished chore and stopping the one you were already working on, then remembering that something else needs to be done and getting started on that, then finding half-finished chore and

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I am…. The only person in the office and I apparently can not recall the passcode to the bathroom

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the only reliable, effective way of "protecting children" is education. but people don't want to hear that because they don't actually care about protecting children, they care about protecting a mythologised ideal of innocence

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Conan Gray’s album wishbone came out last night and unfortunately that’s all I’m gonna be thinking about…….

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For scientific purposes, who was your FIRST romance in each DA game.

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I like how the homestuck pilot stuff is just giving everyone a rude awakening that a lot of indie creators know each other and respect each others work and that your individual cringe does not exist in a vacuum. And that at the end of the day you’re all clowns.

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Elf TV: exclusively 300 season-long soap operas

Dwarf TV: How It's Mined followed by a 4½ hr documentary about salt

Gnome TV: those sensory videos for cats where bugs and mice and birds crawl around on the screen. they really like this

Orc TV: Mythbusters and Top Gear reruns

Halfling TV: the most incredible impassioned storytelling you've ever witnessed always neatly contained in 2 seasons max

Fairy TV: imagine Impractical Jokers except theyre capable of stealing people's faces . this is the only show that fairies have

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he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

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obviously theres many reasons to mock that kinktober thing but the thing that gets me, is the need to frame the kink as fictional roleplay within the already fictional world. i just can't stop thinking, why stop there? fic where the characters are roleplaying but every time they get going, the characters they are roleplaying as sit down to frame it as roleplay, forever. infinite recursion kink. kinktober never ends.

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The most common social advice is to say people's names a lot. But personally I really dont like when people say my name.

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it’s actually wild how terrified of the general public most usamericans are. like you don’t realize it if you’re someone who mostly walks and takes transit and spends a lot of time in populous public spaces but then you talk to one of the thousands of people that seemingly never set foot in any public space besides a parking garage or a starbucks and you suddenly understand why it’s so easy for fascist rhetoric about the dangerous alien to take root. this country’s median voter pretty much never interacts with strangers who aren’t their coworkers or people they met on dating apps

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i'm sorry but a lot of you guys need to be writing short stories.

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when cis women's reaction to my transness is to discuss how hot and desirable trans men are it is in fact NOT A COMPLIMENT AND EXTREMELY WEIRD AND UNCOMFORTABLE. STOP.

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EPISODE 27x02 ┃ 27x12 ↳ self-proclaimed raging feminist katherine defends vince and rylie from ashley.