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Me: I’m going to be healthy

Breakfast: fruit 

Lunch: sandwich 

Dinner: salad 

Midnight snack: large pizza, mac & cheese, a gallon of ice cream

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movies are so weird people hang out like twice and theyre all like “im in love with you” calm down maybe

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on air by littleulvar

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i used to only hate my body but now i hate who i am as a person too lol

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guess I’m waking up at 5am for Pokemon tomorrow

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yessss 👏🏼

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i love giant squid documentaries bc they’re always like “it’s just so big but we just… can’t fuckign f ind it??? ? where is this fucking squid? ? ? ?? ???”

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i miss last summer when everyone was playing pokémon go that was so nice it felt like everyone was happy

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Rockruff, Alola Raichu, and Alola Vulpix Pokedolls going on sale in Japan April 1st!

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Happy birthday, Tony, We all love you!! Front page:http://rdjlock.tumblr.com/post/157237375139/mcu-all-member-stony-happy-valentines-day

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sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

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heh

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we have the same name and I just spammed you a bit so my apologies and thx for supporting my baby tony stark when he's getting zero love these days

Yessss poor Tony needs more defense. He is precious and has gone through a lot! 💔💔💔 @falloutpepper

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So here, a bit late but it’s done!

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I like to think that the first person whoever insulted Tony in front of Steve got a really hard, nose-breaking punch to the face. This is probably at a gala where one of the paparazzi is being a complete dick and Steve can see how much it’s affecting Tony even though he tries to hide it. Steve refuses to have Tony take this bullshit anymore and he’s just so angry that the paparazzi is down in about a second, holding a broken nose as he cries in pain. 

Tony is completely shocked and everyone just goes quiet as they look at Steve with wide eyes because did he just do that? Steve fixes his collar nonchalantly before offering Tony his arm which Tony takes, eyes still wide. Steve then leads them into the venue, leaving everyone behind them still in shock. 

Clint has that saved on his phone and posts it on YouTube with the title ‘PAPARAZZI HAD IT COMING!’ 

It gives over a million views within two days.

NO ONE MESSES WITH TONY.