utafutajiism-blog

[utafutajiism-blog]

nurseryrhymed‌:

   “blood flower.. that doesn’t sound very sweet..” 

“Oh, you don’t eat them , love~ You squish them~!” Rikki smiled, crushing one in her hand and letting the juices drip.

[utafutajiism-blog]

“Haha strawberry? No this is a blood flower fruit~!”

[utafutajiism-blog]

“Toaster...? Do they not just come that way?”

[utafutajiism-blog]

my favourite thing is when others call nick an old man bc despite him being a 22 yr old pretty boy he does have white hair and frowns a lot and when he’s with his kids definitely Dresses like an old man

[utafutajiism-blog]

i really like the idea that bc of time shenanigans nick or rikki could approach someone who was their friend at one point, but it’s too early in the other persons time for them to know each other

so like this for a starter like that

[utafutajiism-blog]

~ @little-dxvil ~

“Hey what’s your opinion on threesomes~? Because both me and my best friend think you’re cute~!”

[utafutajiism-blog]

~ @viscerastes ~

“If you come to our place we’ll have snacks and stuff and also we both have sexy lingerie it’s a win-win all around~!”

[utafutajiism-blog]

like for rikki to proposition you into a threesome

[utafutajiism-blog]

“Yes, there are times we live for somebody else.”

— The Lumineers // The Dead Sea

[utafutajiism-blog]

wholehcartedly‌:

Well, if that’s all she could get, then she’d have to take it. Allowing a feeble nod, she grabbed a handful ( they were free after all, social courtesies aside ). Getting to pet some cats wasn’t on her personal agenda for the day but it was a welcome shift from what was typical to her. Besides, Umeko loved cats - she just couldn’t get one of her own because of her dad’s allergies. Just going home covered in cat fur from the café would be enough to set him off.

❝ Okay…I’m sure my mom would like to hear all about them. ❞

Only after shoving some of the candies into her mouth did she completely change her tune in the face of failure. What was originally a begging, tearful simper was replaced with her more typical flat, bored tone, hard in contrast to red-rimmed eyes, as she flitted around looking for cats to play with.

❝ Well - she would like to, but since she’s been dead for a couple of years now and all. Hey - this fella’s cute, what’s his name? I love black cats. ❞

“The Ultimate Menace,” he said as he watched her interact with the black cat. “He’s the most harmless of all the cats, but he likes to pretend he hasn’t eaten all day so gran feeds him treats.”

Nick continued to clean the bar area, leaving the candy bowl on the counter within her reach. Aside from the girl there was only one other person there, so he didn’t really have anything to do other than clean. He found a toy on the other side of his bar and tossed it over, not looking where it went.

It absolutely hit the girl.

[utafutajiism-blog]

divinitydevouring

“I’m sure I would survive, but any other human would certainly die.” She answers his question as vaguely as she can without lying (after all, she’s so easy to read that her lie would be detected right away).

She watches as he hangs his coat, coming to the conclusion that there’s no escaping this situation. If he’s telling the truth and actually was a doctor, it would probably be best for her to leave things to a professional. On the other hand, if he isn’t what he says he is and things end up taking a turn for the worst, Haneul could just use her magic to try and escape. With that small consolation, she resigns herself to the present circumstance. 

“I suppose I will leave myself in your hopefully capable hands then.” With those words, she meekly follows his instructions and enters the bathroom. Now that she’s not distracted by her nerves, she realizes just how luxurious her surroundings are. She wonders just who she encountered. Gingerly, she seats herself down on the floor, unsure of where to sit, and wonders if she should remove her bandages. Well, they’ll be coming off sooner or later, so she decides it’s best to remove them herself. 

Hopefully capable was right. Last time he was in practice leeches were still a popular remedy. He grabbed the first aid kit that had been left at the door by the bellhop and headed into the bathroom. At least he knew how to deal with wounds, thanks to his brash best friend.

Nick saw the girl on the floor and couldn’t help but chuckle. “If you sit on the toilet that would be easier for me,” he said as he put the first aid kit on the side of the tub before pulling up his sleeves to wash his hands. Wait, maybe he shouldn’t get his nice button up dirty... He opted to take it off, leaving just his tank top underneath. At least he’d worn that today.

After washing his hands he sat on the side of the tub, grabbing a couple cleaning wipes from the first aid kit. “Is it just what I can see that’s wounded, or are there others under your clothing?” He didn’t want her to feel uncomfortable, but he also wanted to be as thorough as possible.

[utafutajiism-blog]

divinitydevouring‌:

“You should still be careful.” Carmine irises flicker almost imperceptibly, restless with suspicion. Maybe it’s because nearly all he’s ever known is war, but he thinks it’s better to regard others warily. It’s impossible to determine just who is aiming to take his life with a single glance, after all. 

“I’m not going to tell you just because you ask for it.” He pauses, thinking for a brief moment. No matter how he approaches it, the conclusion is always that it would be in his best interests to keep his true nature a secret. “I would really rather not say. Especially since I don’t know what you intend to do with such information if I give it to you.”

“...”

“Okay~!” Looks like she’d have to establish trust. How tedious. It was a challenge though, and that was at least fun. “So do you know this area, by the way? I’m... kind of lost.” The combination of wind and teleportation always made where she landed a bit off. At least she seemed to be on Earth this time.

[utafutajiism-blog]

i added a little bit to rules and nicks abt

[utafutajiism-blog]

rikki and nick: whining for a threesome in the corner me, beating them with a stick: shut ! the ! fuck ! up !

[utafutajiism-blog]

rododriven‌:

Nix stared at the man for a moment, processing what was just asked of her. Magic? Floating people? Those were just things you saw in magic shows right? Though the way he was going about it made it sound more real, like fairy tales. “Um.. I’ve never seen someone float before actually. Though I generally don’t judge people based on their appearance alone so I guess I would be alright?” Why made him ask her that out of the blue? Was he simply testing her in a way? Didn’t really make much sense at the moment. “Is there a reason why you ask?”

“None of us are human,” Nick said bluntly, putting the clipboard down. “The owner is a fox, myself and the other worker here are aliens and our children are a tiger and a vampire.” No point in sugarcoating it or pretending. She would find out sooner or later if she chose to work here anyways. “My other coworker refuses to walk like a human. Most don’t notice, but since you’d be working close to us I figure you’d notice eventually. Do you feel comfortable with that?”

[utafutajiism-blog]

*  JOHN  MULANEY ;  KID  GORGEOUS  AT  RADIO  CITY .

❛  this is so much nicer than what i’m about to do.  ❜ ❛  it’s really… it’s really tragic.  ❜ ❛  what a historic and beautiful and deeply haunted establishment.  ❜ ❛  i keep walking through cold spots.  ❜ ❛  i wonder who that used to be!  ❜ ❛  that’s where we are conversation-wise in our relationship.  ❜ ❛  well, here goes nothing - you ever seen a ghost?  ❜ ❛  you ever seen a ghost?  ❜ ❛  — which is the BEST answer.  ❜ ❛  say more right now!  ❜ ❛  LET’S CHANGE THE SUBJECT!  ❜ ❛  this is a weird topic.  ❜ ❛  none of us truly know our fathers.  ❜ ❛  that’s just the setup to my story, so forget about that poor son of a bitch.  ❜ ❛  and where were you?  ❜ ❛  so you saw what happened and you did nothing?  ❜ ❛  let me ask you this - in nazi germany…  ❜ ❛  just explain to me this - how are you BETTER than a nazi?  ❜ ❛  when he was holding back the gay part, he did some of his best work.  ❜ ❛  we don’t have time to unpack ALL of that.  ❜ ❛  what would leonard bernstein do?  ❜ ❛  tell him we’re here!  ❜ ❛  this is the closest we get in adult life to assemble.  ❜ ❛  you bought tickets, you knew this was coming.  ❜ ❛  i guess they’re finally gonna kill us all.  ❜ ❛  we are pretty big assholes.  ❜ ❛  i used to smoke crack.  ❜ ❛  freebasing is the greatest orgasm known to man.  ❜ ❛  sit up straight! show some respect!  ❜ ❛  i want to talk about what happened yesterday.  ❜ ❛  oh, you mean like - having friends?  ❜ ❛  — and they may just have to kill you over it!  ❜ ❛  none of that matters, but it’s important to me that you know that.  ❜ ❛  that was the general tone.  ❜ ❛  you remember the scourge of muggings when you were in second and third grade?  ❜ ❛  this was at NINE in the MORNING.  ❜ ❛  now i’ve thrown him off his rhythm!  ❜ ❛  a phone book doesn’t leave bruises!  ❜ ❛  i’m still terrified of secondary locations.  ❜ ❛  if i’m at a place, i never wanna go to another place.  ❜ ❛  i thought i’d be dead in a truck with my hand hanging out of the taillight by now.  ❜ ❛  GIVE US SOME MONEY.  ❜ ❛  WE WANT A GIFT. BUT ONLY IF IT’S MONEY.  ❜ ❛  what kind of a cokehead relative? you SPENT IT already?  ❜ ❛  i gave you more money than the civil war cost and you fucking spent it already?  ❜ ❛  if you’re an adult still giving money to your college, college is a $120,000 hooker, and you are an idiot who fell in love with her. she’s not going to do anything else for you.  ❜ ❛  hey, it’s been a while since you’ve given us money!  ❜ ❛  because you should be concerned!  ❜ ❛  hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? ‘cause it sounds like he sucks, and i’ll totally kill that guy for you.  ❜ ❛  i’m in a new phase right before ‘old’ called gross.  ❜ ❛  but only you know where the bathroom is.  ❜ ❛  i smell a robot. prove - prove, prove. prove to me you’re not a rOBOT.  ❜ ❛  look at these curvy letters! much curvier than most letters, wouldn’t you say?  ❜ ❛  is it an E, or is it a 3? that’s up to ye!  ❜ ❛  but now it’s time for the robot test!  ❜ ❛  fuckiNG WH A T?  ❜ ❛  think about that for 2 minutes and tell me you don’t want to walk into the ocean.  ❜ ❛  thank you for clapping for my political gazebo material. i’m very brave.  ❜ ❛  everyone everywhere is super mad about everything all the time.  ❜ ❛  things are getting pretty sticky.  ❜ ❛  it’s like there’s a horse… loose in a hospital.  ❜ ❛  i think everything’s eventually going to be okay, but i have no idea what’s going to happen next.  ❜ ❛  get out of here with that SHIT.  ❜ ❛  WE’RE WELL PAST THAT.  ❜ ❛  i dare you to do it. i want you to do it.  ❜ ❛  i don’t remember that in hamilton.  ❜ ❛  it’s tomorrow now.  ❜ ❛  just because you’re accurate does not mean you’re interesting.  ❜ ❛  you might think that’s an ignorant answer, but it’s not. it’s a great answer.  ❜ ❛  i don’t care for these new nazis, and you may quote me on that.  ❜ ❛  i know all that, how do YOU know all that?  ❜ ❛  i’m allowed to make fun of ___. i asked them, and they said yes.  ❜ ❛  the bread of bread is bread. bread is god is bread.  ❜ ❛  it’s just… dads, singing SO loud.  ❜ ❛  GOD CAN’T HEAR YOU.  ❜

[utafutajiism-blog]

attention 📢