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the person who posted this on here is a terf so im reposting it because its really really good

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urban cyber grunge is when you are a piece of shit who goes out side at night during winter and takes a pic of a street lamp and whispers “fuck yes.. im posting this to my fuckedup side blog with no followerz” then you browse the internet and laugh about bitcoins. you love being a pice of shit. you love urban cyber grunge 

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baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three

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Show me how unwell you are by telling me what your top song of 2025 is so far

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[Interview with Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson on the Jonathan Ross show, ca. 2004, just after the release of SBaHJ 5 Electric Boogalive]

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applying papier mache to the homie who fell asleep on the floor during the party and then using it as a mold to make a 1-to-1 perfect silicone sculpture of him which we place on the floor and gently interlace with him so it looks like he is sleeping restfully with the yin yang of his own somnolent form lol

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gonna fly out one lucky follower and unfollow myself from their phone

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their love is so powerful that they can show me cartoons for free

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someone dropped a bitcoin on my head from on top of the empire state building in an act of guerrilla trepanation but since there weren’t any evil spirits in my skull the hole just sprouted a flower and now everybody says i look like a damn pikmin smh

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never "look inside" yourself btw i just tried it and there was already someone in there looking back it was so awkward

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feeding fujiwara no mokou ibuprofen until something happens

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Trip

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who fucks with this

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When The Cicadas Cry: either a seminal screamo band or a forgettable deathcore band

Fate Stay Night: progressive rock

Fate Zero: coworker metalcore

Doki Doki Literature Club: digicore

Full Metal Daemon Muramasa: “post-maidcore”

VA-11 HALL-A: one of those EDM pop one hit wonders from Germany that go global every couple of years

Hatoful Boyfriend: a Midori type of deal

Song of Saya: screamo again

Trigger Happy Havoc: crunkcore

Slay the Princess: the black dahlia murder

Clannad: legacy power metal act from 2005 releasing 7/10 albums for decades

Bible Black: legacy power metal act from 2005 that sucks

The Fruit of Grisaia: concept album djent

Steins;Gate: melodeath

Nine Hours Nine Person Nine Doors: blue man group

Virtue’s Last Reward: deathcore again

Zero Time Dilemma: djent again

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Say what you will about 4chan, but it's really hard not to read "fwiw" as "folga wooga imoga womp"