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Ok bitches listen up. I need at least *one* Hazbin Hotel writer to do this scenario
Reader is a hellborn(idc what species except for hellhound because this is my request fuck off) and homeless and she got knocked up and baby daddy ditched so Charlie being the angel she is offers reader a room.
Fast forward to episode 5 (whoever starts this feel free to do the whole series but this is mainly focusing on ep 5(OMG WHAT IF READER GOES INTO LABOR DURING THE FINAL BATTLE IN EPISODE 8 FHUXHEHDJ. Chille anyways-)) and the reader is ready to pop any day now. Charlie is introducing the hotel residents to Lucifer and they get to reader and he's just wanting to touch the belly and looking at it with almost child like wonder lookin like this emoji: 🥺
Normal hotel shenanigans ensue. Thanks for coming to my TED talk UwU
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Sucking alastors dick?
Call that shit radio head.
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Someone calls Vox out on his homoerotic rivalry with Alastor by saying, "Gay as fuck to have an arch nemesis. What's he arching, his back?" He instinctively responds, "I wish," before realizing what he's said and bluescreens so hard he passes out.
canon. the someone is velvette
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does anyone have any long lucifer morning star fic recs?
#hazbin hotel lucifer x reader#lucifer morningstar#lucifer x you#lucifer morningstar x reader#hazbin hotel lucifer#hazbin lucifer#obey me lucifer#lucifer x reader#lucifer morningstar x you
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NOOOO IM DEVASTATED LUCI NATION WHERE WERE YOU 💔💔💔 (i literally didn't know the hottest hazbin character poll existed until this morning LOL!!) WE LET THE FREAKING TV MAN WIN 😭 now the poor baby's pride is hurt awww 😔
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LET GAZA LIVE, FREE THEM ALL, VIVA VIVA INTIFADA
we've been watching a horrific genocide for 4 months now, and your silence in complicity. ceasefire is the bare minimum, and just the beginning.
free to use, print, repost. link to images and variants
commissions for palestine
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PLEASE SIGN AS MANY PEITIONS AS YOU CAN AGAINST THE KOSA BILL
IT. MUSN'T. PASS
USE THE TAGS. GET THEM TRENDING. SPREAD THESE LINKS AROUND.
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thought that one Alastor scene would look cool in comic lettering, so i drew this
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hypothetically speaking suck my bolas
Hypothetically speaking, what would fire ants taste like?
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this is how I feel every time I see the lil man
I saw this post by soup-erb and I couldn't help but redraw it for Lucifer: https://x.com/its_soup/status/1521175632406843392?s=20
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let’s scrap!
I'm gonna throw mulch at your window
to think such imbeciles on this app exist is ATROOOCIOUS 🫵
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