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They did the Darjeeling Limited bags. A call back to Wes Anderson and Marc’s Costume Design for the movie was genius. Pharrell’s best work at LV.

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me contemplating the human condition

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Please reblog this picture of my beautiful son.

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Hey imagine having a garden separated from the street by a high wall, and then building a ramp to your garden with a cat door at human head level, both at just the right height so your dog can peer outside without bothering anyone.

This way, the dog can safely observe the world outside and judge everyone without any risk of someone getting out or in. And why would you want the cat flap on human head level? Simple. Anubis mural.

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lmfaoooo wtf

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The Great Lakes and Saint Lawrence River superimposed on a map of Europe

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when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".

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The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."

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Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]

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[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!