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me at 1 pm: borderline comatose, eyes need to be propped open, behaviorally indistinguishable from lichen

me at 1 am: planning an expedition to neptune, listening to three songs at once, blood has become liquid copper

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There are currently no nations or nationalities which I believe should be destroyed.

There are, however, governments and political systems which I believe should be reformed.

Wanting to destroy things, especially wanting to destroy people, reveals a fundamental sickness in how one views the world. How can we make the world a more peaceful place? How can we make that happen without destroying lives?

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what if an old lady seduced you and then rode you like a horse and made you fly with magic and then you beat her to death with a stick and she turned into a hot twentysomething with intense 60s blue eyeliner. would you like that or no

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I think being aro allows you to unlock levels of haterism that most people can only dream of reaching

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Guess the letter. From a 17th-century German book on the art of writing. A great range of different styles are represented seemingly increasing in complexity, and also illegibility, as the book goes on: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/the-proper-art-of-writing-1655

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Gravity isn’t even being affected by extra dimensions. This comic is so fake. 

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Blooming

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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

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Do ppl really not understand this, ‘heehee’ has never been the same as ‘jeje/hehe’

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fast and easy lesson on how niche animal testing studies turn into drink a glass of wine a day to prevent heart disease.

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Safety inspection in the Mines of Moria.

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Thinking about an unhinged Gloryhammer/Dominum crossover, and how Doc would probably think Zargothrax is a total hack.

He's doing science here, and that fucking dude is walking around turning people undead with a ~~~***~~magical knife~~***~~~ He's a hack with no respect for the scientific community! A disgrace!

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Is Angus V sure it's the forces of evil trying to hold him up, and not the dwarves who heard "Dundee's fucked, let's move our HQ to Aberdeen" and decided to hire Professional Flying Goblins (Space Dundee's very own Cirque du Soleil) to distract him while they're boarding up the windows and hanging up "NO vacancy" signs as fast as they can.

Where Angus goes, Zargothrax usually follows soon after. Just saying…

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Wasn't Achnasheen the Valley of the Unicorns. What the hell is Aberdeen doing there. Is it different for every dimension. An infinite amount of Valleys of Unicorns.

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"The ruins of space kingdom fallen (in 1992), Forgotten and cold."

It's 1993. Talk about collective short memory span. Sure beats the "end of the world has begun" (it's been 20 years of that "end of the world") :'D