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First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

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i want there to be an item that's like, a cupcake with chocolate frosting or something, and it heals like 150hp but if you use it on noelle she only gets 100hp and she says "Wait, where did the frosting go...?" and kris gains 50hp

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the thing about the cesium-137 shrimp is that the most likely explanation is also rather dull

radiation source using cesium-137 is handled improperly (melted or scraped if I had to guess)

shipping container is contaminated

shrimp is put into container

gets trace amounts on it

this gets spotted at the border because this is no where near the first not worst time this has happened

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It's disappointing that "The ravenous desire to inflict maximum punishment on Criminals is actually unhelpful in getting justice and probably a violation of their basic human rights, which they still deserve." Is a radical position.

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gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

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Hey just kill me next time maybe

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says hi so quietly nobody hears me but someone goes “what was that” and i start crying and running out of the room

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Sometimes when a trans woman does something mildly #problematique, you gotta just learn to let it slide or just talk to her about it in private because you know that there are hordes of #leftists who are just salivating at the chance to isolate a trans woman from her community

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Underrated Susie character trait: She likes rhyming when she’s happy

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wont work on her like it does on noelle

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dr pepper is and always will be god tier soda. fuck blue lives.

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a central transfeminist point that it's difficult for tmes to wrap their heads around is that trans women do in fact interact with society as women, and are treated as women, even when they're being misgendered. misgendering isn't just misunderstanding, it's a deliberate act of violence targeting a particularly vulnerable class of women

this seemingly paradoxical nature of transmisogyny is what makes talking about these things so maddening

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