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Leaflet

This brochure is designed to be as colorful and vibrant as possible to catch the eye of any bypassing tourist. To do this, this leaflet utilizes a bright color palette along with big and distinct fonts that make the cover look very bright and goofy. In addition to that, the cover contains images of the advertised content that are once again, very bright and vibrant and follow the color pallet of mostly red yellow and green. As well as having an eye catching design, this brochure also contains information in more than one language to make sure most of the tourists will understand and will get interested in the program. To insure the reader’s interest, this leaflet contains images of the program that contain very visually happy people presumably enjoying their time during the adventure, this makes the program look good and trustworthy which will increase the chances of tourists buying the service(service?idk).

Following that, the next page contains the price and information about the activities that are going to be conducted during the "adventure". As well as having main body paragraphs containing most of the information, the leaflet also has small tips and pieces of advice scattered around the page that are important to keep in mind when visiting the places shown.

The Third and last page presents the reader with more information about ways of transportation and contacting their office via the phone number provided. Both this page and last page are decorated with the same Thai style that is observed on the first page, with same fonts, bright images and over-exaggerated shapes.

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Tips For Visiting Thailand

So… I have heard you want to visit Thailand. That's a great Idea! But it’s not that simple. Thai culture can be quite complicated and unless you want to look like a fool, you need some professional and truthful advice(which you are not going to find here), which is why I’m dedicating this post for some tips that will definitely come in handy for your next trip to Thailand.

As i have stated previously, Thai culture can be quite complicated. Due to Thailands religious nature, many things are seen as impolite or even rude. For example, in Thai culture, pointing your feet at somebody’s head is seen as very rude, or even touching somebody’s head is viewed as extremely discourteous especially if you do it to men.

Sadly, Thailand isn't only famous for its hospitality and love for tourists, but it's also prominent(can I even use this word?) for their scams which you will usually encounter in taxis or other services such as cleaning, tuk-tuks, money exchange, small shops and more. Even though there really isn't a way to escape getting scammed, i would advise you to please remember to count the money you've been given and take everything with a grain of salt

One of the first things you will need to make a good impression on Thai people, and possibly save yourself some time or even money, is learn some basic Thai words. Now, I'm not going to sit here and embarace my whole bloodline trying to teach you how to properly say thank you in Thai, but you should definitely search up some essential words and phrases such as, hello, bye, how are you doing?, how much is this? or even go a step further and learn some longer sentences which will for sure make your experience in Thailand much better.

Perhaps one of Thailand's most famous traits is it's unique and delicious food, so here is a list of some Thai dishes you should try:

∙ Pad Kra Pao Moo (Minced Pork Stir-Fried with Chilli and Thai Basil)

∙ Tom Kha Gai (Coconut Soup with Chicken)

∙ Khao Pad (Fried Rice)

∙ Pad Thai (Thai Fried Noodles)

∙ Moo Satay (Pork Satay)

∙ Tom Yum Goong (Sweet and Sour Soup with Prawns)

∙ Khao Niew Mamuang (Mango with Sticky Rice)

∙ Kai Yad Sai (Stuffed Thai Omelet)

∙ Khao Soi (Curried Noodle Soup)

∙ Pad See Ew (Fried Flat Noodle with Soy Sauce) and many more.

On a more serious note though, there is another very important thing that everybody must follow when visiting Thailand. Laws. When it comes to laws, Thailand can be quite strict and to some, pretty unfair. So here are some laws you should keep in mind:

You must be over 20 to drink alcohol, not 18.

It is also illegal to buy alcohol between 12pm and 11am and also between 2pm and 5pm.

You must have your passport at all times(apparently).

It is illegal to deface any member of the royal family in any way(this includes stepping on a coin)

Don't spit gum on the ground

Possession of drugs is strictly prohibited and can even result in a death penalty.

So there you go, everything you need to know for you next trip to Thailand.

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Phuket(itinerary post)

What comes to mind when you hear the word ‘Thailand’? Perhaps you come to think off the breath-taking beaches stretched across Thailand's shoreline? Or You Think of the lush and verdant Islands dotted athwart(cool word i found on google) the Andaman sea? Well, in that case. I have good news for you. Phuket has all of these.

Phuket, being a tourist oriented island, has lots of fun and entertaining tourist attractions, such as: beaches, islands, shopping malls, waterparks, Thai restaurants, marine life exploration tours, elephants shows, tiger shows, alligator shows and many more, and in this post I will tell you all you need to know about the glorious island of Phuket.

Phuket's shoreline is home to over 40 breathtakingly stunning beaches all unique in their own ways. If the weather is calm and the sun is out, here are some beaches you should visit on your next trip to Phuket: Bangtao Beach, Kamala Beach, Patong Beach, Surin Beach, Rawai Beach and many more. As well as being home to loads of beaches, Phuket also houses 32 small islands all located very close to shore. So go ahead, book a boat trip and explore some of the most beautiful islands in the world such as Ko Hong, James Bond or Coral islands.

When it comes to entertainment, Phuket has a variety of different activities you can indulge yourself in. You can go to places such as Central Phuket or Robinson which are both great malls with loads of shopping stores and entertainment areas. When you're done shopping, you might want to take part in more exciting and dangerous activities such as animal shows and zoos. One of Phuket's most famous animal shows is conducted in Tiger Kingdom, where you can watch as some of the most skilled men in the world perform incredible stunts with tigers. And if tigers aren't quite your thing, you can enjoy countless other shows with animals such as alligators or elephants. If you want to explore marine life, Phuket has load of tours and expeditions, and if you prefer to stay on land, Phuket has loads of Aquariums just for you.

As well as having loads of exciting and dangerous activities, Phuket has some relaxing ones too. For examples, you can watch one of Phuket's theatrical performances, or go a step further and enjoy the relaxing spa massages that you can find anywhere on Phuket.

Phuket is also known for its culture and most importantly-Food. There are of course, loads and loads of Thai restaurants dotted across Phuket, though if you really want to get to know Thai culture, you can take Thai cooking classes where you get taught to cook some of the most delicious food by some of the best chefs of Thailand.

So there you go, that's Phuket. The Single Best island for your next vacation.

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Dream Destination

There have been many countries and cities I have visited before, but my true Dream destination always remained in my home country of Ukraine. It was Lviv.

Lviv is a city with beautiful history as it has changed hands 7 times over the course of different wars fought by different countries after finally settling as being a part of my home country Ukraine. As well as having beautiful history, Lviv also has beautiful landscapes, architecture and most importantly - women due to the “celebrations” deployed by the troops from countless different countries after the overtaking the city. 

Other Than Your classical Ukrainian pancakes and salo, Lviv is famous for its chocolate. From chocolate bars to chocolate trains, trust me, Lviv’s chocolate makers have got your back and are willing to do for a relatively cheap price.

If You’re planning to visit lviv (which I’m sure none of you do) I would recommend going on Christmas, since thats exactly when Lviv’s Christmas fair begins. If you succeed in not spending all you life savings on chocolate and other sweets, perhaps you might afford yourself a cup of Mulled Wine (or Glühwein In German). Despite literally being hot wine, this godly drink contains different spices which overall make it one of the finest pleasures your taste buds have ever been through. As You Bring You Beverage To You Mouth while tilting you head upwards for a dominant sip, you might just get a glimpse of Lviv’s Christmas Tree. All decorated and bright, lviv’s Christmas tree will for sure amaze you with its stunning beauty and intricacy.

After all, Lviv is a very historical and multicultural city which is exactly why i would want to visit it since its so different from the Ukraine that I know and love.

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My Random Travel Experience

Have You Ever Heard of Thailand? Yeah, that’s right. That wonderfully alluring and charming place with loads of beautiful beaches and lovely ladyboys. Well, that’s just Thailand’s shell. In The Core, Thailand is a boring and sad place with obnoxiously overcrowded beaches, dirty streets, and old hotels.

Sure, You might argue that there are indeed some truly appealing and beautiful places in the country, but that’s not the true Thailand. Come To Phuket, For example. An island famous for it’s alluring sea and handsome women. Well, on the inside, it’s just another undeveloped Asian island with poor infrastructure, filthy streets and rife poverty.

Some People also think that Thailand is a safe country. But No. Thailand is filled with filthy robbers, drug junkies and even murders where even police are involved in crime and felony.

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Who Am I? (I accidentally deleted the title so ye)

Hello, My Name Is Hajib. I’m an Indian call center worker, and, I must admit a very interesting lad. I spent my life working at Microsoft tech support and dealt with many great 68 year old grandmas and other ancient beings but was able to scam them all with ease.

Being A Tech Support Scammer is, i must admit, a bit tiring. Hearing all the grandmas talk about their ear cancer and 10 minutes later beg for their money back truly takes a toll on my mental health since their voices are extremely quite and take lots of brain power to hear.

After my work is done and the clock hits 9, I go out and party with the boys, and consume more alcohol than an Australian on a Sunday morning. After I receive the paycheck, I usually take a moment and think about how many cancer treatments that bill could pay for, and than, of course, order another drink or two right before passing out on the dirty floor.

So this is it my friends, and now its time to say goodby, you can now expect top notch beautifully written definitely real and certainly not my English assignment posts on this page from here on out.

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