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fine I’ll be the one. Can we see some of Devoid in a bikini?
miss for height comparison! i need you all to understand just how tall devoid is
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my favorite character . yaoi akikawa
the video i based this off of:
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The mayor of Butler, Ohio (population 941) ‘accidentally’ struck a wanted pedophilic rapist with his car as the man attempted to evade the police. Right in front of the rapist’s grandma too. Based on previous news coverage of the rapist in question, he seems to be the local menace. Truly an entertaining read and a breath of fresh air in comparison to the rest of the current news cycle.
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complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips
I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day
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Classic penetration experience (sexal):
' That Shit Hurted* '
* MY P*NIS
SHARE if U agree w the sentiment
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it is very funny now that every time ive had a sexual encounter involving penetration it was mostly just A. tiring and B. yowch! my doodle!, classic moments
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