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woah mama they tried to contain me in a very small box but I escaped.

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woah mama it’s the opposite for me

Is any other gimmick blog scared of accidently posting to their main or is that just me

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woah mama I don’t make music I make my kill count higher

I’ve heard news that the Elvis Presleys have been multiplying at a horrific rate, can nobody see how horrifically this will affect the musical industry? We must fight back or we could risk losing real music forever.

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Woah mama make me the new pope I’ll be good at it

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Woah mama a copypasta is data (such as a block of text) that has been copied and spread widely online according to the Merriam-Webster dictionary

are your elvi copypastas i don't want to copy you how do you feel about your elvi copy blogs being like you saying whoa mama all the time

Woah mama a copypasta is data (such as a block of text) that has been copied and spread widely online according to the Merriam-Webster dictionary

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are your elvi copypastas i don't want to copy you how do you feel about your elvi copy blogs being like you saying whoa mama all the time

Woah mama a copypasta is data (such as a block of text) that has been copied and spread widely online according to the Merriam-Webster dictionary

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woah mama letting the original Elvis Presley out of the orb caused a chain reaction. Hummina hummina

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woah mama go my scarabs

10k notes I'll come out to my parents

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woah mama i got a gaming setup what game should i play huh-huh

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Woah mama they perceive me

Running total of the Elvii I know of, for science reasons. Done in the order I discovered them, not in order of creation (that’s only for the void to know)

List #3

101. @elviskamishiro

102. @elviswhoisntinthediscordserver

103. @clown-elvis

104. @melted-space-robot-elvis

105. @bioluminescent-fish-elvis

106. @elvis-stressley

107. @lizard-elvis-official

108. @batvis-manley

109. @car-salesman-elvis

110. @dragon-elvis

111. @elfvis-presley

112. @j-jonah-elvisson

113 @shifting-mound-of-elvii

114. @elvis-big-naturals

115. @j-elvis-oppenheimer

116. @elvis-caviar-cookie

117. @post-punk-elvis

118. @gelvis-presley

119. @frelvis-durstley

120. @bald-elvis

121. @doctor-houlvis-official

122. @themandelviscatalogue

123. @elvius-ceasar

124. @bodybuilder-elvis-official

125. @v1presely-official

126. @jailhouse-md-rock

127. @aethelvis-presley

128. @green-elvis-official

129. @fly-elvis-official

130. @smurfvis-presley

131. @elvis-bouchard

132. @elvis-boskovic

133. @deviouselvli

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woah mama lemme at em.

E-eeee- e-e-e lv-v-v Ę̴̻̓̏͗l̷̛̘͊͑v̵̇̿͜į̷͔̀̊͗s̷͚̙͐̈ is gone

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Hell is a terrible fishkeeper

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woah mama i exist

Hey don't cry. You exist at the same time as the elvisverse. Everything will be okay

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woah mama I need blood

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woah mama.

woah machine i exist now

dni insignificant fucks (i will splay the gore of your profane form across the stars)

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inspired by @elvis-official

mods pronouns are he/they/it