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when u see a pic of ur online friend for the first time and theyre the most shockingly gorgeous person youve ever seen. and theyre just like "oh yeah its not much teehee" BITCH?? APHRODITE WOULD KILL YOU IF SHE FOUND OUT ABOUT YOU

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btw if you’re fat and your partner doesn’t love you wholeheartedly, if they’re attracted to you “despite” your body, if they avoid touching you, if they look away from certain parts of you, you’re allowed to break up with that person. look at me. you can do better. you are not unloveable and you don’t have to settle i fucking promise.

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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oh what the fuck. mine are blue

REBLOG CANCELED WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO THE TAGS

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what are you talking about??

REBLOG CANCELED WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO THE TAGS

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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby

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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

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My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers' names but I'm afraid it's a nietzsche subgenre

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(walking up to a random intimidating transfem at a bar) heh.. your outfit isnt even that good btw. ive worn better. just cus youre taller and prettier than me doesn't make you better. (sticks my tongue out. looks down. sees ths borders of the image box. looks below it.. sees the tags.. instant_loss, 2koma, dubious_consent, girl_on_girl) Wait fuck no wait dON'T

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okay, just sit there and listen. i'm having this problem with my code, see? i think it's something to do with this function here... are you still listening? you are? good duck

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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

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sometimes i feel ive got to

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