v3lv3t-m0uth

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Rip Rick Flag Jr. the only place you should have been was my bed.

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local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge

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saw Hozier at Reading festival yesterday and he did about a five min speech focused mostly on Palestine, called out the fact that the UK government’s legislation on Palestine Action is insane….. and I just looked at BBC iPlayer and they broadcast every major set except his. which was literally the one that closed the night. like idk the censorship of pro Palestine sentiments in this country is insane

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me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

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its so easy to pander to me in fiction media. show me a guy that for some reason doesnt feel himself to be as human as most others are and i will sit with him for hours

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sometimes you get so insane about a character that you forget they are not in fact everyone else’s favorite character

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Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom

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you’re in her dms I’m at the lowest point of my life

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I just found out VLC media player lets you do this????

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the thing that bothers me with 7 deadly sin based characters is when they cant decide if they embody the sin by suffering from it or by drawing it out of others. ie. if your gluttony demon is a guy who loves eating then your lust demon should be a gooner sex pest. and if your lust demon is a seductive girlboss then your gluttony demon should be a 5 star chef. does this make sense.

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i’m le.arning so many rules toda📝y

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my buddy brings her angel girlfriend to the function, I spend the whole time refusing to look at or even acknowledge her existence, because I am a staunch atheist and dont believe in that nonsense. she starts to throw things at my head to get my attention and between volleys of marbles and kitchen utensils I grunt "swamp gas. aurora borealis. probably a weather balloon.youre seeing things"

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I've always thought Margarita would be a beautiful name for a little girl

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Coyotes are like the horses of the canine world when it comes to ending up in places they don’t belong.

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messages from my cishet brother at 9am on a thursday ?