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Loving how Labru art on tumblr is mostly shitposts, and how Farcille is literal fucking oil paintings

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perfect normal nuclear family

update: this is on INPRNT now. you could have this beautiful family in your house

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he does in fact have a crush on him but that's besides the point

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hey so... everyone knows Kabru is the opposite of Laios, but nobody talks about how the rest of their party members are also opposed,

scab criminal Mickbell against unionized worker Chilchuck

dogboy against catgirl

Rin the outlaw mage who hasn't actually done anything wrong against Marcille the highborn upper class mage who's secretly a necromancer

Dia the dwarf who distrusts dungeons against Senshi the naturalist who's lived in dungeons for decades

Holm the support mage who uses other creatures as a shield against Falin the cleric with a martyr complex

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Where my ears.

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My dad is such a dungeon meshihead now it's epic

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TENET (2020) dir. Christopher Nolan

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hi my name is the vampire armand and I have short curly black hair (that's how I got my name) with shiny glass nails and a big bow in my hair and bright orange eyes like limpid tangerines and a lot of people tell me I look like a botticelli angel (AN: if u don't know who botticelli is get da hell out of here!). i’m not related to lestat de lioncourt but i wish i was because he's a major fucking hottie. i’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. i have warm brown skin. i’m also a maitre and i go to a coven called the theatres de vampires in paris where i’m the leader (i’m five hundred). i'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and i wear mostly black. i love haute topique and i buy all my clothes from there. for example today i was wearing a black shirt with the top five buttons undone and a big coat and black combat boots. i was wearing black eyeliner and blood. i was watching a show in the box with lestat. we were going at it on the floor, which I was very happy about. lestat’s mortal boyfriend stared at me. i put up my middle finger at him.

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I love that everyone keeps saying "fuck that old man" and the old man they are referring to is the youngest main character on the show

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me and the bad bitch I pulled by giving him stockholm syndrome— I mean by making him fall in love with my alluring european charm and eccentric dietary restrictions

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Daniel Molloy making fun of telenovelas only to discover he’s got an amnesia plotline

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Daniel being the ultimate homewrecker is so funny to me. He failed to end that marriage once only to come back 50 years later, older and wiser than before and this time he's taking no prisoners!!! He WILL end that marriage and get his man even if it's the last thing he does

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the idea of armand putting on the sunglasses and giggling like hehe louis is gonna find this sooo funny and he walks through the door to find his husbands have trauma bonded and unionised against him is genuinely the funniest fucking moment of the whole show

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Something something Armand being stripped of his identity and history to the point of not seeing himself in his own portrait something something a poor child of color being abused by the european elite and being whitewashed in their paintings something something he was never allowed to belong to himself that's why he craves being dominated something somETHING

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whoever made the decision to cast jacob anderson as louis dpdl struck fucking gold and i mean that. not only is he a phenomenal actor but every time i look at his beautiful face i too realize that i would do utterly deranged, fucking unhinged shit to keep him in my life forever. at the end of the day lestat and armand and everyone else need not explain a damn thing.