i need a capri sun and then i need to be shot
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you’re so gross and weird and fucking creepy (flirting)
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i love laying the FUCK down and sleeping
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sorry i haven't replied i dont feel like a person
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I remembered tumblr exists again
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I have become a regular at the local cafe. I sit at the lunch counter with my laptop to write. The workers keep me updated on all the tea.
Barista: Oh god here he comes.
Me: who?
Barista: White Ferrari guy. Hes banned from the other cafe. All he ever does is tell the same stories about the pyramids. Or ghosts. Or his car. Don't make eye contact with him. If he talks to you he won't leave you alone- Hi hello welcome!
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everybody say thank you fat femmes
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“no matter how badly you think you’re doing it, someone else has done it a lot worse and been fine” is applicable to a wide, wide range of things and i say it to myself all the time
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