❛ so i've been looking at good things that all happy couples
should talk about seeing that we are one. once i did i realize
how crazy happy couples are, some talk about their erotic dreams. like wtf.❜
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❛sounds like a great plan and all dude, but i don't think once you become a dog we could still be best buddies. and losing me is the worst thing you could ever do. ❜
“s-sometimes i wish i was a dog b-because then i would h-have no responsibilities a-and also i could talk t-to my pet dogs and i think d-dogs are generally happier th-than people because they d-don’t know all the b-bad things going on in the world..— so.”
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like for a starter? we need attention.
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❛ my current brain status doesn't wan't
to stretch far enough to think about
that. but my heart is telling me a steamy yes. ❜
fxllingisntgraceful & vagabondiisms
❝do you think people on other planets also
look at the stars and wonder what’s out there?❞
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in this moment he realizes he is in love with
a crazy woman. but he laughs anyway, and
scratches her forehead. ❛watcha' doing? ❜
she wants to grip on his face really hard, so hard
and sink her nails deeper but she won’t because
living beings can feel pain, and it’s not nice at all.
instead, sam just escapes his clutch and pokes
him into ribs. keeping the short distance between them.
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❛ now you know who could actually
'break the internet'?❜ the answer
is nina dobrev but he is actually
interested in someone else's
thoughts for the first time in forever.
’ she’s full of herself if she was under the
impression she could ‘break the internet.’
but yeah, agreed. it looked painful. ‘
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her face was pure disappointment
covering her ears the words, 'hear
no evil' played through her mind.
❛ .... why? ❜
█ ▌✞ ❝ My anaconda DONT. ❞
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quellconque
❛ damn boy you need to get shit in this
fridge. you know a full fridge is the
biggest people magnet, right? so i honestly don't
know why i am here. ❜
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towhichwego
❛ i honestly don't think kim kardashian
'broke the internet' if anything she
broke her back from posing like that. ❜
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