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i should only be charged a symbolic amount of 10 cents for my groceries because i have kind eyes and my intentions are pure
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using her acceptance speech to highlight the la protests, gaza & trans rights that’s MY swamp princess
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#doing much better now
whoops lost myself for about eight years there
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are airplanes a “kids under 2 fly free” type of deal or do you gotta pay for that shit
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she's sooo fucking mad that we stop her from running into the garage to huff sawdust and poisons
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tbh i was kinda disappointed the first time i sucked a dick. idk what i expected it to taste like but i was just like “oh okay”
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Reblog if your url is a representation of who you are
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Finish this poem 🥰
Roses are red, sugar is sweet..
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logging onto tumblr is basically just saying hi i'm annoying sad and horny and i'm gonna make it everyone's problem
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