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If you think he's in the process of being redeemed and that will happen by the end of the comic, please pick one of the "redeemed" options or morally gray, depending on your preferences.

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constantly making airy offhand comments to my preferred younger son about how he’s next in line for the throne after his brother but he still hasn’t killed my detested firstborn for me. kids these days have no fucking initiative.

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I spent the summer working at an audubon center in maryland and you would not BELIEVE the number of little guys I saw on a daily basis.

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They'll never catch me alive. They'll never catch me dead either. My body will never be found, and my mysterious disappearance will inspire terrifying legends for centuries to come.

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California girls we're [untranslatable]

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*spelling words out so my knight doesn’t get too excited* I’ve been thinking of sending him on a Q-U-E-S-T to save a M-A-I-D-E-N from a D-R-A-G-O-N. He’s been a very good boy lately.

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Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away

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I’ve been telling you people. They have the child of omelas trapped in the bean

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Hamlet adaptation where Hamlet is a vlogger and all his soliloquies are breakdowns he uploads to YouTube

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COOL NUMBER REPORT: 38,000 participants! ✨ The response rate is slowing, but we're still getting a few hundred per day.

9 days remaining. Did you put your gender on top of your car to get your keys out and then forget and accidentally drive off? THIS SURVEY IS FOR YOU!

https://survey.gendercensus.com

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Took a wrong turn somewhere

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united by hating that fucking guy

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If you like the word “queer” reblog.

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when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for

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the best fruits are hardest to open