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"irreversible side effects of HRT" all of life is irreversible. i cannot go back a single second in time
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I think we should write more straight relationships with 2010s TV queerbait tactics. Let that man and that woman's lives be horribly intertwined, let them take bullets for the other, let them be each other's meaning but NO KISSING. They are holding each other platonically. You're crazy for reading anything romantic into it at all tbh
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me: if only there was a fruit that looks like an apple but is actually a pear
the baffling papple:

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unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017
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op turned off reblogs but I want this forever
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thank god for american public transit !!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Fun ADHD hack is that you're allowed to just go to the library and reserve a study room for a couple of hours and make all your phone calls or whatever adult shit you need to do but can't because your house is for House Stuff and for some reason your brain has designated "phone calls for doctors and other such things" as School Adjacent and therefore refuses to do it in an insufficently academic environment. Like it's free. You can just do that.
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Can someone shoot me $200 or something so I can please replace my tire. Paypal.me/jaggeds

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good news

Getting some mixed signals here
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the pope is dead on easter monday, and you people are still asking me about the miku binder... the pope is DEAD. he had a stroke and his heart stopped, and he's never ever coming back now, he used up all his time on this earth. and you want me to perform tricks for you, get up on the tightrope and say, YES! Yes, the miku binder, I drew that, I'm the most influential person on god's internet when it comes to desecration! Have any of you ever thought about what's so funny to you about thomas wearing that? Have any of you ever stopped to ask why you care? I met god, she's Black? You guys are into all kinds of stupid gay shit, but I'm the problem because I did it to thomas jefferson. Well, I have news for you assholes. Thomas jefferson is not ever going to know what I did to him because he's ALSO DEAD. LIKE THE POPE. I was just trying to have some fun, it was almost a decade ago, and yet every time I log onto this website people want me to release a publicity statement about the miku binder. Here's your publicity statement: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck you haters, I'm not taking your shit anymore! And by the way, I'm a CalArts grad as of just this month so I really don't need to take shit from the goncharov people for even one more second. Fuck. all of you. Peace out.
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oh my god he is serious
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is anyone else not vibing with the always looming sense of impending doom or is it just me
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This is nauseating
Venezuelan prisoners held in bluebonnet prison (TX) who fear being sent to CECOT form SOS in the prison yard. Photo taken by Reuters who flew over the prison in a small plane after being denied entry to the prison by ICE.
https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/sos-migrants-held-texas-fear-notorious-el-salvador-prison-2025-04-30/
Please read the article. Do not let these people be swept under the rug and forgotten in two weeks. The injustice here is horrifying.
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