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want to feel old? go to the beach

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I get why right-wingers and liberals (but I repeat myself) are malding over college students' refusal to engage with them and their bad faith "questions" on any level because it completely flies in the face of the hysterical woke SJW lolcow that can be farmed for soundbites to own with facts and logic they have in their heads. Just complete silence and discipline instead. They genuinely don't know what to do. It's amazing.

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Call me a bucket full of pennies the way having sex with me is difficult and painful for others

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Transmasc Swag Polls- ROUND 1

Propaganda and other info under the cut.

CANONICITY LEVELS-

JACE: Gender Tomfuckery METTATON: CANON Transgender Man. Robot. Guy

MEDIA? Magic the Gathering, UTDR series JACE PROPAGANDA- Jace Beleren is a world traveling telepath, illusionist, and accidental high profile politician. He’s bisexual and dates terrifyingly powerful women. He’s accidentally given himself amnesia twice and regularly erased individual memories at certain points in his life. At one point he switched bodies with a man who looked exactly like him which was pretty trans in my opinion. If you want a more detailed account of how trans Jace is ask @jacebeleren on tumblr Canonically uncomfortable with his appearance and height compared to other men (uses illusions to look taller/more attractive), called a freak for his identity as a child. His pussy game is insane METTATON PROPAGANDA- SPOILERS AHEAD for Deltarune Chapter 2

[Pollrunner's Note: Propaganda written entirely by myself.] We meet Mettaton in the game mid-transition (in his calculator form) and his entire boss battle is fought after he transforms into the new body his scientist friend, Alphys, made for him. His entire involvement in the game prior to this was him messing with and threatening the protagonist just to make Alphys look good, which is honestly friendship goals.

We meet the character that's likely meant to be his pre-transitioned self, Nobody, in Deltarune, who is notably more withdrawn. Much of the events tied to Chapter 2's secret boss are implied to have him as an unintentional catalyst, as Swatch describes how he'd helped "a lightner" achieve their dreams by designing a robot body that JUST HAPPENS to resemble Mettaton's. How Mettaton's story continues in Deltarune's universe will be determined by future chapters.

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that thing where you get all your limbs tied to horses and they all run away and you die gruesomely would feel really good for like the first split second

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picture this, i give you a glass bottle and tell you to open it, but bottle openers are forbidden, how do you do it?

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Now that Twitter's URL has officially changed, lets all join hands and remember that Elon Musk threw away one of the most recognizable, established brands of the past decade due to his personal chuunibyou fascination with the letter X.

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When making up a fictional woman, the two best things to give her is wrinkles and a body count, either literal or metaphorical or both.

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Strangely, on my phone it only shows up when I type "thinking". I don't use emoji much but that is one that I use, I'd be surprised if that was the only search term to get to him

Fricked up like I'm Bricked up

What do you mean there's no more inquisitive emoji just for me just for my prose?

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neurodivergent people are not immune to being ableist

you as a neurodivergent person are not immune to being ableist

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Masterpost

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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

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when doctors ask if i have any history of cancer in my family and i have to say that yes my grandmother had 2 types of gastrointestinal cancer and they're like oh wow okay so we'll keep an eye out for that but i'm like no it was probably just all the nuclear radiation and they're like ok hm ok what the fuck do you mean and it's very weird seeing the look on american doctors' faces when you have to explain to them that believe it or not atomic bombs were dropped on this earth 2 generations ago and it did have consequences

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op turned off blogs on one of my favorite posts so here it is again