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like for a lyric starter ! I want to get more threads going (if you have a sideblog, leave a reply for which one(s) you’d like a starter for!)

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miscellaneous angst starters.

when were you going to tell me?

you can’t keep doing this to yourself.

that’s…a lot of blood.

can you walk?

please don’t lie to me.

you were supposed to leave.

i’m not going anywhere without you.

shh, it’s okay. it was just a dream.

there was nothing more you could have done.

it wasn’t your fault.

this is all my fault.

you aren’t acting like yourself.

i’m never going to let [her/him/them] hurt you again.

you’re hurting me.

don’t ever do that again.

go to hell.

please don’t cry.

you have to stay awake.

i wish i could take the pain away.

you could have died.

hey – stay with me.

it’ll be over soon.

did you ever love me?

i’m sorry. i can’t do this anymore.

things won’t always hurt this bad.

you passed out.

how much have you had?

i’m okay. it’s all fine.

it’s not okay! you’re not fine!

let me get you something for the pain.

it’s nothing. it’s just a bruise.

it’s clearly not nothing.

have you been to the doctor?

i didn’t mean the things i said.

i thought we meant something.

people who are okay don’t act like this.

you don’t have to go through this by yourself.

i don’t want you to be alone.

please don’t regret me.

i heard you crying.

you need to get some rest.

when was the last time you ate something?

i’m worried about you.

did you have another nightmare?

[name], there’s nobody there.

i want to be happy but i don’t think i deserve it.

please talk to me.

why are you mad at me?

alcohol isn’t going to solve your problems.

don’t leave me.

did you do this to yourself?

it’s breaking my heart to see you like this.

tell me what’s wrong.

tell me how to make it better.

why don’t you care?

get the hell away from me.

please don’t do this.

i can’t believe that you lied to me.

just…stay for the night.

you obviously can’t be trusted to take care of yourself, so let me do it for you.

you can’t die. i won’t let you.

just hang on, okay?

hold my hand if you need to.

i’m sorry.

why do you have a gun?

don’t panic.

just breathe.

you’re bleeding.

i’m trying to stop the bleeding.

you’ve been crying, i can tell.

you should have told me sooner.

i wanted to tell you in person.

a phone call would’ve been nice.

i hate you.

i love you.

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BODY. long legs. short legs. average legs. slender thighs. thick thighs. muscular thighs. skinny arms. soft arms.toned arms. muscular arms. toned stomach. flat stomach. flabby stomach. soft stomach. six-pack. beer belly. lean frame. slender frame. muscular frame. voluptuous frame. petite frame. lanky frame. short nails.long nails. manicured nails. dirty nails. flat butt. toned butt. bubble butt. thick butt. small waist. average waist. thick waist. narrow hips. average hips. wide hips. big feet. average feet. small feet. soft feet.slender feet. calloused feet. calloused hands. soft hands. big hands. average hands. small hands. long fingers. short fingers. average fingers. broad shoulders. underweight. average weight. overweight.

HEIGHT. shorter than 140 cm. 141 cm-150 cm. 151 cm to 160 cm. 161 cm to 170 cm. 171 cm to 180cm.181 cm to 190 cm.191 cm to 2m. taller than 2 m.

SKIN. pale. fair. rosy. olive. dark. tanned. blotchy. smooth. acne. dry. greasy. freckled. scarred.

EYES. small. large. average. grey. brown. black. blue. red. green. gold. amber. hazel. other. doe-eyed. almond. close-set. wide-set. squinty. monolid. heavy eyelids. upturned. downturned.

HAIR. thin. thick. fine. normal. greasy. dry. soft. shiny. scruffy. frizzy. curly. wild. unruly. straight. smooth. wavy. floppy. cropped. pixie-cut. short. shoulder length. back length. waist length. floor length. buzz cut. bald. jaw length. mohawk. vermilion. white. platinum blonde. golden blonde. dirty blonde. ombre. light brown. mouse brown. chestnut brown. golden brown. chocolate brown .dark brown. jet black. ginger. auburn. dyed red. dyed any “unnatural color”. streaked. thin eyebrows. average eyebrows. thick eyebrows.

TATTOOS / PIERCINGS. full sleeve. thigh tattoo. shin tattoo. wrist tattoo. lower back tattoo. hand/finger tattoo. foot tattoo. back tattoo. arm tattoo. neck tattoo. face tattoo. chest tattoo. one tattoo. a few here and there. multiple. no tattoo.

monroe piercing. nose piercing. septum. nipple piercing(s). genital piercing(s). industrial piercings. earlobe piercing. prince albert piercing. eyebrow piercing(s). tongue piercing. lip piercing(s). tragus piercing. angel bites. labret. stretches out ears. navel piercing. inverse navel piercing. cheek piercing(s). smiley. nape piercing(s). no piercings.

COSMETICS. light eyeliner. heavy eyeliner. cat eyes. mascara. fake eyelashes. matte lipstick. regular lipstick. lip gloss. red lips. pink lips. dark lips. bronzer. highlighter. eyeshadow. neutral eyeshadow. smoky eyes. colorful eyeshadow. blush. lipliner. light contouring. heavy contouring. powder. matte foundation. shiny foundation. concealer. wears make up regularly. wears makeup from time to time. never wears make-up.

SCENT. floral. fruity. perfumes. aftershave. cocoa. moisturizer. natural soap. shampoo. cigarettes. leather. sweat. food. incense. marijuana. cologne. whiskey. wine. fried food. blood. fire. metal. rain. grass. ocean. autumn leaves. baked bread. freshly baked cookies. smoke. campfire. lavender. trees. pumpkin pie. musk. rose. gingerbread. peppermint. oak. honey. lemon. vanilla. coffee cake. mint. rawhide. chemicals.

CLOTHES. jeans. tight pants. over-the-knee socks. tights. leggings. yoga pants. pencil skirt. tight skirt. loose skirt. tight/formfitting dress. cardigans. blouse. button up shirt. band t-shirt. sports t-shirt.sweatpants. tank top. cut off t-shirt. designer. high street. online stores. thrift. lingerie. long skirt. miniskirt. maxi dress. sun dress. tie.bow tie. tuxedo. cocktail dress. high slit dress/skirt. t-shirt. loose clothing. tight clothing. jean shorts. sweater.sweater vest. khaki pants. suit. hoodie. harem pants. basketball shorts. boxers. briefs. thong. hotpants. hipster. panties. bra. sports bra. crop top. corset. ballerina skirt. leotard. polka dot. stripes. glitter. silk. lace. leather. velvet. chemise. patterns. florals. neon colors. pastels. plaid. black. dark colors. fur. faux fur.  

SHOES. sneakers. slip-ons. flats. slippers. sandals. high heels. kitten heels. ankle boots. combat boots. boots. cowboy boots. knee-high. platforms. bare feet. loafers.

TAGGED BY: @tlcketyboo

TAGGING: anybody who wants to do it !

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@tlcketyboo // x

“truly miraculous, angel. nicely done.“ 

crowley jingled his handcuffs miserably, comforted only by the fact that their arrest wasn’t HIS fault. granted, it usually wasn’t - the incident during the french revolution and now prohibition had all been purely aziraphale, with shockingly limited purposeful demonic influence. not to mention the awkwardness of the reunion! the last time they’d spoken, aziraphale had refused crowley his request for a bit of holy water and crowley had moped himself to sleep for nearly a CENTURY. 

really, he’d been enjoying prohibition - the bootlegging, the dancing, the clothes, the parties! he’d had a grand time with an american author called hemingway, and an even better time with his soft, light-haired friend fitzgerald. it was all a much better time than he had in a long while, and being in handcuffs beside the being he’d been trying to avoid for nearly a century was truly ruining his evening.

“wouldn’t suppose you have an extra miracle handy to get us out?“

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i rely a bit too heavily on alcohol and sarcasm.

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tlcketyboo·:

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          𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧'𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐭 - 𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧 musings were far less tolerable than usual when the fate of their lunch date was hanging by a fragile , emotional thread. aziraphale looked exasperated , lips pursed , brows arched –– what was the point of dwelling on these things when they were doing all they could to avert the inevitable ?? did crowley want to spend what could be his LAST few weeks on earth pouting ?? aziraphale certainly didn’t. if life was to be mortally sucked from this world , the principality fully intended to suck out all the pleasant bits that he could. moping could be saved for another day ! one without lunch plans.

          “ forgot , ” aziraphale frowned , looking a bit peeved , but always still composed. “ I did pick this one just for you , you know. stylistically , it should be very much to your tastes. ”

          he mused on this a bit , looking for anything else that might pull the demon from his wallowing. “ lovely bar , the music is quite … loud … ” a last ditch , passive aggressive ( or sorrowful ?? ) addition , “ but , if you aren’t looking forward to it …  well , then there’s really no point. ” there , his voice lowered a bit. eyes averted. if crowley wasn’t in the mood , then he didn’t care to  t r a i l  him through an unpleasant afternoon.

“of course I’m looking forward to it, angel. let’s get a move on, then.“ 

with a rather dramatic heave and a rather salacious stretch, crowley stood, fixed his jacket, and offered his friend a hand. 

it was going to be difficult, this end of times, in a way crowley figured aziraphale couldn’t POSSIBLY understand. after all, no matter how boring and precise heaven was, it was certainly not THAT terribly awful - honestly, it was HEAVEN, how bad could it possibly be? a few too many hallelujahs and lengthy church services than crowley would personally prefer, but what was a little extra celestial harp music against an eternity in hell? as far as he was concerned, crowley had every right to a good end-of-it-all pout.

“are you really going to go dressed like that, though?“ he wrinkled his nose and tugged at his friend’s coat. “I thought you said this place was ‘modern rock-n-roll boogie hop’. this can’t be appropriate.“

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Another trope I love:

Character A is made to believe that Character B is dead and fucking LOSES IT. Self-destructive depression spiral, murderous rampage, etc. – later it comes out that Character B is okay, and Character A realizes from their actions the sheer depth of their feelings about Character A. 

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❛ What if I don’t have time? ❜ (vaguesauntered) 

borap starters || accepting

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       “ 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 –– don’t be ridiculous , you ALWAYS have time. ” angelic lips , pink , plump , & pouting , pressed together , downturned. light eyes silently pleaded , hoping to instill some miraculous form of guilt in the demon. aziraphale had had the ambition to treat the demon to lunch for once , and crowley had the nerve to dispute the invitation ?! it was an act COMPLETELY lacking in social graces ! & it made the angel especially cross given that he had selected a restaurant purely to cater to crowley’s HELLISH tastes. it was all dark & new - age , it even had a bar featuring the most innovative cocktails aziraphale had ever seen. it played loud rock n’ roll , & most of the staff consisted of curious 20 - somethings with smatterings of tattoos as colorful as their hair ––– a DISTANT departure from the angel’s usual cup of tea. but , of course , that was all the more reason why it was UNTHINKABLE for him to try it out without crowley’s company. as for a justification ? well , heaven knows ( & really , they might ) that aziraphale specifically frequented small businesses. that was a heavenly act of sorts , he was convinced.

       the angel turned to crowley with a pointed , rather know - it - all sort of look , light brows raised , plump hands folding primly behind his back. “ there’s no reason to be rude for the sake of being rude , crowley. you can’t stand me up at the last minute , it simply isn’t done. besides , you told me just yesterday your schedule was open ‘til thursday. don’t TEASE. ”

“none of us have much time these days, do we? not for long.“

really, he was just trying to have a good MOPE. of course he had every intention of meeting aziraphale for lunch - he would’t have missed such an occasion for the end of the world. but therein lied the rub - with the end of everything rapidly approaching, what was the use of cafes, or lunches, or tattooed waitstaff, or rock and roll, or wine, or tea, or angels, or demons? at the end of everything, what was one sad demon meant to do, facing the end of his time with an angel he wasn’t meant to have time with at all ?

but when he glanced over at his angel and saw his soft, pleading eyes and warm, clasped hands, he recognized the situation for the offer it was. perhaps nothing mattered at the end of the world, but who was crowley to say that made nothing worth doing? it was no use hurting aziraphale over his angst.

“right. forgot. lunch, that new place downtown. right. I’ll be there, angel, don’t get your tartan in a bunch.“

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BOLD   WHAT   APPLIES   ,    ITALICIZE  WHAT  APPLIES  SOMETIMES.

likes  artificial  watermelon   |   sleeps  in  what  they  are  already  wearing   |   eats their cereal with milk   |   listens to music with earbuds   |   hates  the  summer   |   can  recite  past  the  first four  digits  of  pi  |   eats frosting out of the jar   |   doodles on their notebooks  |   can bake cookies   |   has a garden   |   has had a snowball fight   |   eats pancakes without syrup   |   prefers shorts over pants   |   can  name  more  than  ten  superheroes   |   has  a  plan  for  the  zombie  apocalypse   |   uses the same password for everything   |  can’t  hold  their  breath  for  more  than  fifteen  seconds   |   watches  anime  |   hasn’t read harry potter   |   can say ‘ i love you ’ in more than one language   |   prefers  mechanical  pencils   |   thinks  space  is  cool   |   takes  personality  tests  more  than  once  to  make  sure   |   can’t  tie  their  shoelaces   |   has a purse   |   likes salads   |   likes  cool  colors  better  than  warm  colors   |   knows how to braid hair   |   reads  biographies   |  can ice skate   |   knows their mbti   |   reads astrology charts   |   prefers the star wars prequels to the original trilogy   |   plays video games   |   reads the newspaper   |    likes chocolate ice cream best   |   doesn’t cuss   |   memorizes song lyrics  |   collects  coupons   |   has a preferred order at starbucks   |   likes movie theater popcorn   |   has seen a play   |   listens  to  music  with  headphones   |   owns a hoodie   |   would  rather  own  cds  than  online  copies  |   has  written  a  poem   |  can shuffle cards  |   subscribes to a magazine   |   double  dips  when  eating   |   drinks  directly  out  of  the  milk  container   |  keeps a journal

tagged by: stolen from @tlcketyboo tagging: @xidoctor and whoever else!

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“ it’s not impressive , no one’s impressed ” (tlcketyboo)

@tlcketyboo

“it’s not impressive, no one’s impressed,“ crowley repeated, wrinkling his nose and putting on his best worst impression of aziraphale’s voice. with a sweeping, nearly-nonchalant arm movement, he gestured out at the park in general. (this was, of course, an attempt at seeming composed and unbothered; in reality, it landed somewhere between flustered and grouchy.) “it’s - plenty of people find me impressive ! look, there’s the whole park, and the - and the DUCKS ! the ducks find me very impressive, angel, don’t be ridiculous!“ a duck honked pointedly, and then suddenly and suspiciously dunked under the water for a quick, indignant second. “not impressive. HA !“

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I’ll totally do a tag drop and make my navigation page at some point I’m just. lazy 

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sentences from the youtube series  ,  buzzfeed unsolved .  primarily taken from season 5′s supernatural investigations .

“ it doesn’t matter because you’re dead ”

“ it’s not impressive  ,  no one’s impressed ”

“ the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop ”

“ as god as my witness  ,  he snapped him in half ”

“ i seriously want you to throw something right at my face ”

“ you can live in the cave ”

“ i’m a big fan of your name ”

“ the fact that you steal  ,  that’s really funny to me ”

“ that’s the greatest thing to steal  :  a man’s joy ”

“ because i’m a masochist ”

“ i’m going to regret this ”

“ i’ve lost the ability to feel ”

“ they’re gonna fucking murder you ”

“ the way you shushed me was quite rude ”

“ cowards  ,  all of you ”

“ i’m strange and off putting ”

“ i should not feel confident in the face of any man ”

“ here you are  ,  smiling in the face of the devil ”

“ i hate bats ”

“ bats sometimes carry rabies and that’s a thing i’m afraid of ”

“ not today devil birds  ,  not today ”

“ i think i’m blacking out right now ”

“ i don’t think i’m going to remember this moment ”

“ i think i’m gonna cry ”

“ i keep forgetting there’s ghosts in here ”

“ if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears  ,  this is my worst nightmare ”

“ i’m standing on an altar alone ”

“ maybe you’ll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat ”

“ i’m so glad that’s over let’s go eat taco bell ”

“ were you making horse noises ? ”

“ in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare ”

“ there’s a good chance i’m gonna fart in here ”

“ well this is horrifying ”

“ let’s do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other ”

“ if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime ”

“ this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be ”

“ you talk to hide from the silence ”

“ do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? ”

“ several bad choices have lead me to this moment ”

“ let’s play look at the ceiling tiles !  1 , 2 , 3 , 4 … ”

“ i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons ”

“ i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me ”

“ if it sounds like a duck and walks like a duck ”

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❥     𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌  𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘  𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄  𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒  𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓  𝐎𝐍𝐄  .

dream  daddy  is  a  game  released  by  game  grumps  ,  a  dating  sim  to  date  dads  ! feel  free  to  customize  as  you  wish  !

❛  right  .  yup  .  definitely  repressed  that  memory  .  ❜ ❛  weren’t  you  the  one  who  threw  that  flaming  tennis  ball  at  the  police  station  ?  no  -  wait  .  that  was  me  .  ❜ ❛  aw  man  a  nap  sounds  great  !  if  sleep  wasn’t  ,  you  know  ,  for  the  weak  .  ❜ ❛  i  think  someone  needs  to  do  a  three - point  turn  on  their  attitude  .  ❜ ❛  I  GOT  A  PROBLEM  WITH  AUTHORITY  !  ❜ ❛  you  can  never  be  too  sure  .  see  that  baby  in  the  stroller  over  there  ?  government  operative  .  ❜ ❛  you  know  ,  frisbees  are  traditionally  caught  with  your  hands  ,  not  your  face  .  ❜ ❛  children  in  general  are  just  …  tough  .  ❜ ❛  …  are  you  just  afraid  to  meet  new  people  ?  ❜ ❛  c’mon  ,  what’d  we  say  about  meeting  new  people  ? ❛  …  perhaps  i  should  leave  saying  “  baby  ”  to  the  professionals  .  ❜ ❛  i  am  in  no  way  fit  to  be  responsible  for  any  living  thing  ,  including  and  especially  myself  .  one  time  ,  i  drank  an  entire  jar  of  marinara  sauce  for  dinner  .  it   was  unholy  .  ❜ ❛  medium  sized  dog  ,  handkerchief  around  the  neck  ,  i  get  to  name  it  .  that’s  what  it’ll  cost  me  to  give  up  on  my  dreams  .  ❜ ❛  yeah  it’s  just  like  ,  my  entire  future  .  no  big  deal  .  ❜ ❛  are  you  actually  fine  or  are  you  just  saying  that  ?  ❜ ❛  okay  ,  cool  .  while  you  do  that  i’m gonna  do  some  drugs  and  commit  some  light  arson  .  ❜ ❛  i  would’ve  expected  you  guys  to  be  up  to  white  collar  crime  by  this  point  .  maybe  money  laundering  at  the  least  .  ❜ ❛  i  love  someone  who  knows  their  way  around  balls  .  ❜ ❛  i  -  i  ,  uh  .  don’t  normally  …  do  this  …  ❜ ❛  aw  man  .  i  was  kinda  hoping  you  had  gotten  kidnapped  and  i  was  gonna  have  to  come  rescue  you  .  ❜ ❛  …  have  you  been  reading  my  tweets  ?  nevermind  .  ❜ ❛  you’re  a  beautiful  work  in  progress  .  ❜ ❛  we  have  to  be  fashionably  late  .  who  shows  up  anywhere  on  time  ?  ❜ ❛  i’d  shake  your  hand  but  i  have  a  glass  of  wine  to  tend  to  .  ❜ ❛  this  plate  of  cookies  is  my  new  _____  .  bye  .  ❜ ❛  that’s  cold  blooded  .  i  like  that  .  ❜ ❛  kids  ,  right  ?  gotta  love  ‘em  .  you’re  required  to  by  law  .  ❜ ❛  i’m  tired  of  talking  to  old  dudes  who  blame  my  generation  for  the  failing  economy  .  ❜ ❛  i  think  i  just  have  to  accept  the  fact  that  as  an  adult  ,  i’ve  become  the  machine  i  once  raged  against  and  accept  my  fate  to  unironically  wear  socks  with  sandals  .  ❜ ❛  my  ,  do  you  know  how  to  treat  a  lady  .  ❜ ❛  i  think  i  might  have  taped  over  a  veggietales  VHS  with  the  shining  .  who  knows  .  ❜ ❛  he’s  probably  stuffing  dirt  into  his  mouth  .  who  knows  ?  toddlers  are  pretty  resilient  .  ❜ ❛  you’re  not  gonna  do  the  thing  where  you  wait  silently  for  me  to  come  home  in  the  living  room  with  all  the  lights  off  ,  are  you  ?  ❜ ❛  you  really  scared  me  .  just  …  please  don’t  do  that  again  .  ❜