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my emotional support hair elastics

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let’s invent a pair of socks that don’t get lost

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damn bitches are falling in love this spring, it’s me I’m bitches

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you’ll be fighting for your life financially and then your friend will invite you climbing

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about to punch this fuck boy so hard all that’s left are his sambas

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Everything is a 30 minute drive away in my head

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And to my grandchildren I leave my period tracking calendar

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Plagued by the bruh moments

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If I get one more compliment about this I’m going to make it my life’s work

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I think vanilla yogurt could save me

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I’m having eggs for breakfast what could be better than this

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I’ll keep getting bingo scratchers until I win and then when I win I’ll get some more

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i let him hit bc he had a slightly off putting feature I found deeply attractive

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I will do pretty much anything for a meaningful conversation

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Sending out my entire legion on a midnight snack run

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I actually like that I’m smooth brained

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Who’s up yearning??? 😫